Nothing better to do thread. (Speculation about Demonlanders)

I’ve just come in from doing “man stuff” in my shed – Jeez floral arrangements involving roses are dangerous. Anyway thinking about the Bombeblitz predictions on another thread caused me to consider what would happen on Demonland if we actually won the first 2 or 3 games of season 2013.

Some possibilities. Demonland babies will be conceived. (Old Dee and myself probably won’t feature in that).

Sloony – no predictions on above but your comments would be appreciated.

Range Rover will be back and initiating a poll about premiership chances.

Biffen will become respectable and he and Stuie will share alfresco breakfasts at a fair trade non MSG cafe where all proceeds go to the Midsumma Festival..

Ben-Hur will undo his ignore list and embrace all Demonlanders. (even WYL)

Rhino will post only positive comments.

WYL will be banned from this site after his 175000 posts cause a meltdown. He will go on to publish his book and start his own Blog.

DC will - 1. Stop wearing external underpants. 2. Give up his Monty Python obsession.

Jose, Bangkok Demon and WA demon will return to Melbourne.

Whispering Jack will allow porn on this site and will, forever more, only bathe in Banana Smoothies.

I could continue – eg J viney fan will get a decent haircut. Curry and Beer will change his scary avatar – He looks like a disenfranchised member of the KKK. Titan- Uranus will not change a name that , in itself gives very practical advice.

I will stop there. What a wonderful bunch of lunatics this site contains. I just want to see how the bickering and bad mouthing will change when we actually taste success.

Please add to the list.

It's pretty rich to knock anyone else's avatar when yours is a fat guy in drag.

Yours is "scarier" than his.

dunno about getting rid of them bbo, but i might switch to a nice pair of red and blue lycra ones i saw in the local bike shop window whilst doing a little late night graffitti

Dee-luded will take his meds and write posts that make sense.

Range Rover will start a poll about what to start a poll about.

BBO will lash out and buy a new red and blue studded neck belt, extra tight fit.

Edited January 20, 201313 yr by Moonshadow

It's pretty rich to knock anyone else's avatar when yours is a fat guy in drag.

Yours is "scarier" than his.

What do mean ? "fat guy" ?

dunno about getting rid of them bbo, but i might switch to a nice pair of red and blue lycra ones i saw in the local bike shop window whilst doing a little late night graffitti

Will lycra have any impact on your skull shaped ring?

bbo to return the cat collar to his neighbour's cat (that's if he hasn't eaten the cat)

Redleg will be posting about bananas on the famous and eternal 'No T$ no B$' thread and swapping recipes for banana champagne with old dee ...

bbo to return the cat collar to his neighbour's cat (that's if he hasn't eaten the cat)

Actually I ran the little focker over - most fun I've had in years. And - get to keep the collar.

Redleg will be posting about bananas on the famous and eternal 'No T$ no B$' thread and swapping recipes for banana champagne with old dee ...

I'm not sure OD's heart would survive 3 wins in a row. Anyway keep up the suggestions - I'm pizzed and must to bed.

There will be less infighting and petty arguments

Hahahahaha!!

That's all i can say right now.

What a magnificent Motley Crew....

dunno about getting rid of them bbo, but i might switch to a nice pair of red and blue lycra ones i saw in the local bike shop window whilst doing a little late night graffitti

'ere ya go DC,,, >

Dee-luded will take his meds and write posts that make sense.

Range Rover will start a poll about what to start a poll about.

BBO will lash out and buy a new red and blue studded neck belt, extra tight fit.

& moonshadow will stop wearing his pants too tight, up near his neck , & flashing all & sundry.

Edited January 20, 201313 yr by dee-luded

Thread title is wrong, should be...

What will happen to Demonland when we start to win

Redleg will be posting about bananas on the famous and eternal 'No T$ no B$' thread and swapping recipes for banana champagne with old dee ...

I have never had that.

Do you were I can get some?

I'm not sure OD's heart would survive 3 wins in a row. Anyway keep up the suggestions - I'm pizzed and must to bed.

Try me!

I have never had that.

Do you were I can get some?

No, but where there is a will, there is a way. I suspect a decent single malt would be an acceptable substitute ...

& moonshadow will stop wearing his pants too tight, up near his neck , & flashing all & sundry.

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I'd love to have a good Flash again at the MFC

I'd love to have a good Flash again at the MFC

I've heard here he is running unimpaired , but I was just told by one, he looked Slow just before Xmas?

Com'On Dom... Barry...

We will all put the winning down to Cale Morton leaving...

A significant proportion of Demonlanders will finally get a life.

Many will think that each win should have been better\greater\more fulfilling. Threads such as 'worst win ever' will start to appear.

to take the question seriously - a group of people will start ranting about 5 upcomin consecutive premierships (these are the folk that TGR used to call 'cheerleaders') the rest will sit back taking it in, knowing that our history shows no matter how well we are going it may all collapse at any second and that optimism generally leads to disappointment

i have no doubt that if a miracle happens and we get a good season going, jones, howe, sylvia, grimes, clark and frawley will all do an ACL in the same match, just to bring us back down

If we actually start to win games I will be calling for a complete change of Board positions.

Traditionally , on- field success means financial poverty so I will not be happy with the admin .

Also , DeetV should be replaced with readings from WYLs new magnus opus-"The Lean Years", so we dont forget the crap times, avoiding complacency.

Daisycutter will be running for Mayor of Burwood-Kennetts old seat, so with our new found respect and "pull" we can turn the leafy green parks of the East into a social, club, Sexpo, Casino,stripper,family entertainment type thing.

BBO will be able to host poetry readings in Romsey to re-educate those antagonistic, nasty Demonlanders that never have anything nice to say and say it boorishly.(Good Luck)

I am trying to perfect the breeding of a Red and Blue Rat which can be carried into the football and placed on the white Jeans of a Hawthorn supporter.

Dee-luded will sober-up enough to write a negative post about the dees.

Barn Dee will go to Oxford and come out with a Masters of English for contributions to the language.

Old Dee will need an ear -tumpet.( "WE WON OLD DEE"-"WHATS THAT YOU SAY?')

Whispering Jack will get a Prince Albert

and Stuie will release an album of inspirational music from the Nordic regions.