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Bring Back The "TOUMP!"

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Just like the "WOOF!" Carlton supporters would yell out.

I can already imagine the crowd deep-throating the word 'Toump!!!' every time he kicks the ball.

Would also make him feel right at home.

Thoughts?

 

Doesn't really work. But feel free to "deep-throat" the Toump whenever you like... lol

 

I gag enough at the footy already..


I am thinking along the lines as "TOOUUMMP...PASSssssssss...."

i'm gonna do this one in the Members, and people will be all "what a loooser"

then they'll be like "na its kinda cool" then they'll be all "TOOUUUUMMMP...PASSSSS"

i'm gonna do this one in the Members, and people will be all "what a loooser"

then they'll be like "na its kinda cool" then they'll be all "TOOUUUUMMMP...PASSSSS"

Hahaha don't worry Ill be trying too, although don't worry what others think.

Why do you think Collingwood fans are so loud... because their feral. They don't care (give a s**t) what others think and with that mindset has made them the loudest supporter base around (Richmond fans are similar), I sure as hell would hate to see Dee fans that feral but the atmosphere lifts their players. Point being don't worry just yell it (^^,)

 

Hahaha don't worry Ill be trying too, although don't worry what others think.

Why do you think Collingwood fans are so loud... because their feral. They don't care (give a s**t) what others think and with that mindset has made them the loudest supporter base around (Richmond fans are similar), I sure as hell would hate to see Dee fans that feral but the atmosphere lifts their players. Point being don't worry just yell it (^^,)

I yell at every match. It's always positive. I'd just like the team to justify my yelling next season.


Just like the "WOOF!" Carlton supporters would yell out.

I can already imagine the crowd deep-throating the word 'Toump!!!' every time he kicks the ball.

Would also make him feel right at home.

Thoughts?

It was actually mention two weeks ago. It was probably silly then and now. I was bored at the time...

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/topic/30701-welcome-to-the-melbourne-football-club-jimmy-toumpas/page-17

Post #423

Edited by Ben-Hur

Many years ago, I wrote to the PSSST section on the back page of the Sunday Age sports section and claimed credit (along with a fellow Demonlander) for creating the "Oooooozzzze" call which accompanied Yze's every possession.

Truth be told, I can't actually recall whether we were the first to do it or not, but the paper duly printed it.

... and as we all know, The Age only prints the truth ;)

Just like the "WOOF!" Carlton supporters would yell out.

I can already imagine the crowd deep-throating the word 'Toump!!!' every time he kicks the ball.

Would also make him feel right at home.

Thoughts?

Toumpa Toumpa, stick it up ya Joumpa, Run like the wind & Thump it True.

Edited by dee-luded

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bring it back? hasnt played a game yet?

Last time I checked. No


Many years ago, I wrote to the PSSST section on the back page of the Sunday Age sports section and claimed credit (along with a fellow Demonlander) for creating the "Oooooozzzze" call which accompanied Yze's every possession.

Truth be told, I can't actually recall whether we were the first to do it or not, but the paper duly printed it.

... and as we all know, The Age only prints the truth ;)

i believe Paul Roooooos was the original

Don't be surprised if a prominent Channel 9 sports reporter (who is a mad Melbourne supporter) does a story on this if this gathers momentum, as he raised this idea wit me the day after he was drafted. He loves this idea.

"THE TOUMP!!!"

He wanted me to start a thread on this but I completely forgot.

Doesn't really work. But feel free to "deep-throat" the Toump whenever you like... lol

Post of the year by far, hats off...

I am thinking along the lines as "TOOUUMMP...PASSssssssss...."

I guess, in the (hopefully very rare) event that he has an off day, it just invites the opposition to rejoin with "TOOUUMMP......ASS"


Toumpa, Toumpa, doopaty doo. That is what I think of when I hear his name. From the Oompa loompas on Willy Wonka.

It's "Thumper".

No question.

 

He twitted a photo with ice pack on his left knee sounds like he got hurt doing something in darwin


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