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THE WILSON FILE - the arrogance at the heart of the innuendo

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The thing that makes suspicious that this isn't really Seve posting is why he didn't use a photo of himself!

My guess is that Seve didn't use a photo of himself is because he unfortunately passed away about 18 months ago.

If anyone can come up with a different or better reason, I wait with bated breath...

 

Buried away in a previously unremarked upon article is grist for the Fan, Hazy, ADC mill (big props for CS) and what i would consider to be a pretty positive bit about where the tanking investigation is at. Funny CW hasn't mentioned that the AFL no longer are interviewing MFC employees and or that the investigation seems to hinge on comments from that Bailey consider a joke in a two hour footy meeting (as opposed to a secret Vault tank meeting):

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Please don't tell me this whole investigation hinges on a stupid CC comment ???

I think we need some Jack Nicholson action - get McLardy into the box to respond to the AFL.

"Now are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Bad Chris Connolly jokes and numbnuts Brock McLean? Please tell me you've got something more, AFL. Please tell me there's an ace up your sleeve. The MFC is on trial for it's integrity. Please tell me the AFL hasn't pinned their hopes on failed humour and Bogun donuts braindead..... Do you have any other questions for me, AFL? Well ? Do you punk...."

(I went a bit "Clint" at the end for effect)

(They can't handle the truth)

Please don't tell me this whole investigation hinges on a stupid CC comment ???

I think we need some Jack Nicholson action - get McLardy into the box to respond to the AFL.

"Now are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Bad Chris Connolly jokes and numbnuts Brock McLean? Please tell me you've got something more, AFL. Please tell me there's an ace up your sleeve. The MFC is on trial for it's integrity. Please tell me the AFL hasn't pinned their hopes on failed humour and Bogun donuts braindead..... Do you have any other questions for me, AFL? Well ? Do you punk...."

(I went a bit "Clint" at the end for effect)

(They can't handle the truth)

Did you order the Code Red Tank?

 

Please don't tell me this whole investigation hinges on a stupid CC comment ???

I think we need some Jack Nicholson action - get McLardy into the box to respond to the AFL.

"Now are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Bad Chris Connolly jokes and numbnuts Brock McLean? Please tell me you've got something more, AFL. Please tell me there's an ace up your sleeve. The MFC is on trial for it's integrity. Please tell me the AFL hasn't pinned their hopes on failed humour and Bogun donuts braindead..... Do you have any other questions for me, AFL? Well ? Do you punk...."

(I went a bit "Clint" at the end for effect)

(They can't handle the truth)

Mate why bother trying to turn up the heat? Caro and the AFL are doing a better job f#%king this up by themselves!!

Maybe the AFL just wants the whole thing forgotten...it has been so quiet...will the episode just fade??

Has Wilson been sent to her Coffin for the summer sleep?

She has not mentioned anything new on this issue in weeks.

Her references to the MFC lately are those of someone who knows they will not triumph.

I hope like hell G Lyon rips her apart next year on national television.


Mate why bother trying to turn up the heat? Caro and the AFL are doing a better job f#%king this up by themselves!!

No heat at all...

If the best they can do is a half arsed Chris Connolly and an hysterical Caroline Wilson then if the put that show on before the commission it will close on opening night.

I understand that the MFC have hired "the fink" as a strategic exercise ( AFL - we have a much bigger one than you so dont mess with us) but in reality if it truly is the "comments" that the AFL are hanging a case on then we could have hired Lionel Lutz to defend us.

No heat at all...

If the best they can do is a half arsed Chris Connolly and an hysterical Caroline Wilson then if the put that show on before the commission it will close on opening night.

I understand that the MFC have hired "the fink" as a strategic exercise ( AFL - we have a much bigger one than you so dont mess with us) but in reality if it truly is the "comments" that the AFL are hanging a case on then we could have hired Lionel Lutz to defend us.

I rechon the fink was the best move so far, that and keeping quiet.

Haha somehow I feel like thats all they got.

Please don't tell me this whole investigation hinges on a stupid CC comment ???

I think we need some Jack Nicholson action - get McLardy into the box to respond to the AFL.

"Now are these really the questions I was called here to answer? Bad Chris Connolly jokes and numbnuts Brock McLean? Please tell me you've got something more, AFL. Please tell me there's an ace up your sleeve. The MFC is on trial for it's integrity. Please tell me the AFL hasn't pinned their hopes on failed humour and Bogun donuts braindead..... Do you have any other questions for me, AFL? Well ? Do you punk...."

(I went a bit "Clint" at the end for effect)

(They can't handle the truth)

I just re-read this and liked it even better the second time!!

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Where's Caro? At least we'd know what was going on!! I miss her. Does anyone know if she's on holidays or is she gone forever.

HNY everyone.....


Where's Caro? At least we'd know what was going on!! I miss her. Does anyone know if she's on holidays or is she gone forever.

HNY everyone.....

Lost ya Girlfriend at the fireworks last night Fan?

She will be back when she is hungry.

Where's Caro? At least we'd know what was going on!! I miss her. Does anyone know if she's on holidays or is she gone forever.

HNY everyone.....

We'd know a grossly exaggerated version of what she thinks will get more hits on the article...but not nessecarilly what is going on...

Nice troll BTW ;)

Lost ya Girlfriend at the fireworks last night Fan?

She will be back when she is hungry.

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Where's Caro? At least we'd know what was going on!! I miss her. Does anyone know if she's on holidays or is she gone forever.

HNY everyone.....

She comes back with the next full moon later in the month.


Where's Caro? At least we'd know what was going on!! I miss her. Does anyone know if she's on holidays or is she gone forever.

HNY everyone.....

I don't know who you are Fan - but I do know what you are - a damn stirrer with an irrational appetite for gutter journalism

She comes back with the next full moon later in the month.

Sounds about right.

I don't know who you are Fan - but I do know what you are - a damn stirrer with an irrational appetite for gutter journalism

Sounds about right.

It's just trolling pure and simple, designed to get an angry response, obviously didn't get enough attention or presents at Christmas.

So nobody knows when she'll be back?

I do miss her! B)

Perhaps you should go look for her. She's not the kind of gal to fall for someone who just sits around pining. Do something. Find her. Tell her you love her.

We won't mind if it takes you a year or two to track her down.

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So nobody knows when she'll be back?

I do miss her! B)

Seems to me from that B) symbol that you might know something about her return?

I miss her - like I miss Niccolò Machiavelli, Atilla the Hun, Hitler and Stalin :wub: . They were all regular folk in their own way but I wouldn't pee on any of them if they were on fire.


The glee with which Fan takes this inquisition is unsettling for a person, let alone a Demon, let alone a former involved Demon.

Perhaps you should go look for her. She's not the kind of gal to fall for someone who just sits around pining. Do something. Find her. Tell her you love her.

We won't mind if it takes you a year or two to track her down.

That looks like the eye of some sort of voyeur, so maybe Fan has more in mind than you think?

I now have to cleanse my mind and get any thoughts like that out of it.

So nobody knows when she'll be back?

I do miss her! B)

You need to move on....and I don't just mean regarding Caroline

 
The glee with which Fan takes this inquisition is unsettling for a person, let alone a Demon, let alone a former involved Demon.

We all know how i feel about CS and CC, but i must say its poor form on Fans part.


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