The Rebbe

I find it offensive also.

In the Yiddish language a [censored] refers to a part of the male anatomy associated with the name Richard. That would have ruled this bloke out in the days of Joe Gutnik.

Yes, as advised, we will be targeting Essendon. Their entire team will turn into a pillar of salt at 2:10 pm this Saturday.

Together with my colleagues of the cloth, I have arranged an interdenominational day of prayer in Brisbane commencing with a dawn service in the city, followed by a march to Woolloongabba where we will circle the cricket ground and offer prayers for the health and welfare of the Gold Coast Suns as they undertake their mission to beat Collingwood. If successful, there will be further services next week targeting St Kilda, Essendon, Footscray with a repeat of tomorrow’s event on Monday week. Amen.

Don’t think so. They’ve been on the decline throughout the second half of the season. Their only decent game was against North who are the worst performed team by far in that period.

Oy vey.

Bit of a concern that two players from Casey (Jeffy & Billy) were held over for the game tomorrow. Are there still doubts on Brayshaw and Hannan or is the club playing funny business?

Shhh ...

It's not hard to mistake Keilty and Petty. People were talking about it last week and I made the mistake a few times yesterday & only realized when I watched some of the replay afterwards. You're right about Weideman - he moved well around the ground and wasn't being used primarily as a FF which was the case in previous games he played at Casey.

If you can follow this then you will understand the meaning of life and be able to work out the exact position of the sun, moon and planets at the precise moment when Melbourne wins its next flag

Shmuks is better.

AJAX Football Club and Bacon? Now that's a stretch!

Listen up boychick. If you or Redleg touch that pig, I'll make you pay big time. Kapish?

What a blessing it was to see so many Carlton supporters leaving this game at ¾ time and even earlier.

An example of a glib one liner

She comes back with the next full moon later in the month.

I would suggest that the severity of the alleged offence is not relevant when we're referring to wrongdoing and classifying them by creed or colour.

Not the only one in that disgraceful rag with the same affliction. One of their once celebrated cartoonists is completely unhinged.

And on that note I will shortly commence the usual prayers and blessings to the recruiting staff wishing them wisdom in their work this evening. May their choices bring us Melbourne faithful joy and happiness in the years to come. Amen

We've been under investigation for three months and look at what happened? Fevola is just the start.

Off the top of my head, Buddy Franklin.

Thanks goodness they're good boys with good records of behaviour and can play next Saturday against Fremantle. I hope they continue to behave nicely when they go over there because I've been told the crowds in Perth are very dangerous - Ugly crowd scenes at Patersons Stadium.

Forget Fiddler on The Roof - We are now all Giants!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSKaf7P4GVg&sns=em

If it's OK by everybody, I'll just stick to the chicken.

Does anyone know if GWS is required to produce profit and loss statements for its operations? In view of the fact that they operated a team in the NEAFL, I think it should be transparent with its books.