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Can anyone tell me our total number of goals to total number of behinds for the whole year?

Can anyone tell me our total number of goals to total number of behinds for the whole year?

AFL stats page says 158 goals & 164 behinds not counting today
 

Cloke please.

Every time we go forward we look clueless. I understand that our midfield is a rabble, but surely we can develop what we have? Average of 50 games last round is indicative of simple inexperience.

We're like a caged dog... Our balls grow when we're behind the bars but get us in a real fight and we wet ourselves...

What I'm saying is, we only seem to play with courage and risk when the game is already over.


Moloney...dumb dumb dumb footballer

Cloke please.

Every time we go forward we look clueless. I understand that our midfield is a rabble, but surely we can develop what we have? Average of 50 games last round is indicative of simple inexperience.

Where do we play mitch Clark then? And how do we buy a midfield?
 

Moloney...dumb dumb dumb footballer

What was he meant to kick to?! There was NO ONE anywhere near inside 50!

Where do we play mitch Clark then? And how do we buy a midfield?

This isn't a Cloke thread guys.

ps- JONEEEEEESY!


Nathan Jones is an absolute stud. That clearance was Ablett-like.

As was that goal.

Jones....gets better every game...is a star in my eyes....biggest heart in the club.


I don,t think we can win it, but I do think North can lose it.

North will win by 80 points, we are a rabble this year and have not improved an inch, sick of watching them

Grimes out on the full ... he must do at least one of those every game.

not as manyas Cloke though ..lol

Cloke please.

Every time we go forward we look clueless. I understand that our midfield is a rabble, but surely we can develop what we have? Average of 50 games last round is indicative of simple inexperience.

according to that [censored] Denham on SEN Cloke would not go near us even for a 7 year contract at 1 million a year

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Moloney...dumb dumb dumb footballer

I actually think trying to get a throwin in that position is way preferable to a 50/50 shot on goal, and think it should be done more often (ie when you can't hit-up a target inside 50).

How long do you guys think it will take for Neeld to realize RIvers is our most important backline player?

Stategic long term management !! B)

Cloke please.

Every time we go forward we look clueless. I understand that our midfield is a rabble, but surely we can develop what we have? Average of 50 games last round is indicative of simple inexperience.

Surely it is past due time to see Cook and / or Fitzy in the forward line as we don't have a marking forward.

What was he meant to kick to?! There was NO ONE anywhere near inside 50!

Had a couple free on his left 30- 40 mtrs away heading forward, should have given off.

 

Where do we play mitch Clark then? And how do we buy a midfield?

We play Clark in the doctors rooms.

If our forward line is this reliant on one player then obviously we need more forwards.

Why the [censored] doesn't anyone run forward when we win the footy?

Why oh why?!

I feel like smashing my head against the level 3 railing.

Nathan Jones is just about the only one preventing me from walking out.

Someone please explain to me why we refuse to have a target up forward. Any target. Even Spencer.

It's infuriating because North aren't great, and if we weren't such a shambles of a team, we could beat them.


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