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The "I'm Glad There's No Matchday Thread", Thread

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My gf got a friend request on facebook from sam blease, shes sitting here laughing n saying "thats why i didnt accept the request"

How the F&^% is this relevant to this thread?

Who do we have to blow to get a free?

 

We call that passion.

I know it doesn't look very friendly but I wish they all played like him .

I call it dumb, giving away frees and 50's and looking like your intention is to hurt opposition players and not just sore i mean injure the opposition is not on.

The thing about Morton is he is a momentum killer with his turnovers


Jolly needs a massive carrott . Big girl .

Blease needs to learn to be team orientated, pass the ball, handball, Shepard, when in space he can run, so annoying! Malthouse hates him too

jamar is a good ruckman but can't defend, he doesn't get forward at all either, and if he does it is uselessly

Tom McDonald absolute star, proved me wrong, but I still hate his disposal!

Green is done and dusted

Tapscott might have a few weeks off, but I doubt he will get suspended for anything he did

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How do you beat a team where Wellibgham is not in their top few mids?

Violence-the same way you unsettle any bunch of bullies.

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Oh God... I saw Watts and Sylvia smile as they shook hands with their opponents... should I start a new thread?

Yeah, Cale really screwed us with his turnovers. I think any progress he's made is still overshadowed by this flaw

I call it dumb, giving away frees and 50's and looking like your intention is to hurt opposition players and not just sore i mean injure the opposition is not on.

Maybe in netball sweetheart but this is a little bit different.

The fact that we have just signed Jamar for another 3 years actually scares me !

Yeah, Cale really screwed us with his turnovers. I think any progress he's made is still overshadowed by this flaw

It's bad enough when he does it under pressure, let alone when under no pressure at all. Nicholson in the same boat atm

Swan, Beames, Pendlebury, Sidebottom, Wellingham, Ball et al

I'm happy to call it. We need a midfield more than a gorilla. And how can they keep them all under the salary cap?

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Morton was a long way short of our worst today.

Which is our problem. Not a comforting thought at all....


How the F&^% is this relevant to this thread?

How is someone laughn at a players performance not relevant to this thread

Some good things today, but a hell of a lot of crap, which should hopefully re-inforce to those who got a bit worked up after the win, that we are a long way off it, still. Morton, Nicholson and Jamar turned the ball over so many times today I lost count. Blease looks fantastic but does the same thing every time he gets the ball (which is to grab it and run. Sometimes it works, and it's great. Sometimes he gets caught). Really like his run though.

Don't know why Rivers went forward, but it looked OK. Clark was great again; Green not so much. Grimes in the middle was great too.

so guys...still want Cloke....or a Midfield ????

Midfield please :)

 

We lost by 46 points but i'm not that unhappy with it. We are not that far away. Grime was brilliant today and Trengove was not as bad as this thread would have us believe. Still see a much improved second half of the year ahead.

Maybe in netball sweetheart but this is a little bit different.

Mate its 2012, you dont go out to intentionally injure any player, and if thats what you think well then you are still stuck in the 80's, terribly poor form.

Be hard, be tough but dont be a tool.......Tapscott was crossing the line today and many neutral commentators thought he showed poor form. I agree with them.


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