When Watts is grounded he'll charge .

On a serious note, I want to see Watts a rip a game of Footy apart, tomorrow night. I want him to kick 4 goals and take 3 influential contested marks. I want him to announce himself and silence the critics, after they came back last week.

I won't be content with his usual output of 12 touches a game with minimal damage done on the score board.

I Want more from out number 1 draft pick. Am I being too greedy!

If Watts kicks 4 goals in essentially half a game of footy....it's an understatement to say I'll be surprised and extremely pleased.

If Watts kicks 4 goals in essentially half a game of footy....it's an understatement to say I'll be surprised and extremely pleased.

The NAB games will return to normal format for this round so there will be 4 quarters for Jack to surprise us all.

I wish him and rest of the team the best in belting those black and white $%#@!. Even if it is only a NAB game.

The NAB games will return to normal format for this round so there will be 4 quarters for Jack to surprise us all.

I wish him and rest of the team the best in belting those black and white $%#@!. Even if it is only a NAB game.

Ah thats right. I'll still be chuffed.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Mike Sheahan ‏ @Mike_Sheahan

Mark Neeld all but publicly confirmed Watts has been a disappointment. Pressure on him to lift or join the two senior players on the outer.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Mike Sheahan ‏ @Mike_Sheahan

Mark Neeld all but publicly confirmed Watts has been a disappointment. Pressure on him to lift or join the two senior players on the outer.

Ouch!

Who are the two senior player? Davey & Rivers? Davey and Green?

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Mike Sheahan ‏ @Mike_Sheahan

Mark Neeld all but publicly confirmed Watts has been a disappointment. Pressure on him to lift or join the two senior players on the outer.

That's a fake account. Not the real Mike. Very similar to the parody Caro account.

That's a fake account. Not the real Mike. Very similar to the parody Caro account.

Really? Why doesn't the real Mike get it taken down then?

I was a bit surprised to read it to be honest, thought Jack had shown some good signs last year, and was positive about having Mitch Clark around. He's still only young - the same age (give or take a few months) as John Butcher at Port (for example), who's only just now starting to be seen as a regular first-22 after a couple of decent games late last year. Not comparing ability, but more the time it takes for these bigger guys to even start to get it together.

Anyway, sorry for the footy discussion, back to the puns ... larfing so much it hertz.

I think watts has been insulated for far too long.Especially on the lead .This year he may get his smart meter on .

Really? Why doesn't the real Mike get it taken down then?

I was a bit surprised to read it to be honest, thought Jack had shown some good signs last year, and was positive about having Mitch Clark around. He's still only young - the same age (give or take a few months) as John Butcher at Port (for example), who's only just now starting to be seen as a regular first-22 after a couple of decent games late last year. Not comparing ability, but more the time it takes for these bigger guys to even start to get it together.

Anyway, sorry for the footy discussion, back to the puns ... larfing so much it hertz.

One of the tweets on that account very early on...

@Mike_Sheahan: Hey tweeters stop tweeting to carowhine wilson. She's faker than I am & 500+ fell for it in 24 hrs

There are thousands of parody twitter accounts

Stop Stop Please stop

Showing some resistance here!

Showing some resistance here!

He's not in his element ,obviously .

When Watts is grounded he'll charge .

We could see a spike in #4 guernsey sales.

One of the tweets on that account very early on...

@Mike_Sheahan: Hey tweeters stop tweeting to carowhine wilson. She's faker than I am & 500+ fell for it in 24 hrs

There are thousands of parody twitter accounts

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I think you will find both are actually real. Just sayin.

When we get a serious surge of Wattage the resisters will burst and this joint will go into overload.

Edited March 2, 201214 yr by Fork 'em

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I think you will find both are actually real. Just sayin.

Yeah...nah. Definitely not real accounts. Just sayin.

OK, so the deer is Watts, the rabbit is Trengove and the skunk is, er, gone. So who's the butterfly? I'll say it's Jaded.

I hadn't thought of that one, but It may have been a butterfly on the 'wall', whispering sweet nothings to the 3 ?

http://www.qgm.com/meatloaf/twothree.wav

We could see a spike in #4 guernsey sales.

I predict a Massive Wattage spike, under Lights, around July 21, 2012... in the Heat of the Night...

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/2012%20fixture/tabid/15354/default.aspx

Doubtful Jack to win the next at Flem . For the doubters

Water and electricity don't mix, but I'm hoping under the roof that they'll be plenty of Watts tonight.

On a serious note I'm also looking forward to seeing how Cook goes, because I'm not adverse to the idea of Watts becoming a key defender down the track and someone like Cook or McDonald stepping into CHF.