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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think a Lawyer grew the first banana.

a long time ago.......

a peasant has just grown a new yellow fruit by accident. he realises its potential.

a lawyer passes by

peasant:  hey lawyer how much do you charge for an opinion?

lawyer: i charge a $1000. You now have 7 days to pay me.

peasant: what do you mean now pay you?

lawyer: i just gave you an opinion

peasant: but i don't have a $1000

lawyer:: ok then, i'll just take that funny shaped yellow thing instead

 

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    9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

    I take no pleasure in mashing a banana to make a smoothie.

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    Time for a cat gif

     

    banana GIF

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    38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Excellent one liner Ethan but why did you choose to be gender specific?

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

    Thank you for that enlightening lesson Ethan

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    7 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Is that so he could pleasure himself? 

    Or so he could get some skin in the game? 

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    I think I liked it better when we were talking about the footy ...

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    17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs. 

    i thought that was to make themselves more attractive when presenting their case to magistrate/judge

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    2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

    i thought that was to make themselves more attractive when presenting their case to magistrate/judge

    you should have seen what they wore to hellfire club meetings

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you should have seen what they wore to hellfire club meetings

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    13 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I think I liked it better when we were talking about the footy ...

    When was the last time you were let down by a banana? 

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    or a lawyer?

    Well we know which one is the smoothie, out of the banana and the lawyer.

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    When was the last time you were let down by a banana? 

    When was the last time a 100-point win let you down? And if a banana does let you down, use a rope next time ...

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well we know which one is the smoothie, out of the banana and the lawyer.

    From your biased life experience you may

    From my experience the banana is the least inexpensive slippery choice !

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    15 hours ago, puntkick said:

    From your biased life experience you may

    From my experience the banana is the least inexpensive slippery choice !

    Ah the wonderful double negatives.

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    What's the story on DL, with all these new threads being started, which then fizzle out a few days later?

    They are just clogging up the site.

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    10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What's the story on DL, with all these new threads being started, which then fizzle out a few days later?

    They are just clogging up the site.

    Lacking imagination or creative writing skills. Sadly, the art of conversation is dying. Particularly, the art of making conversation over nothing. The on-going conversation over bananas being a case in point. 

    As a good criminal barrister knows, you don’t need facts or evidence just very good imagination and the capacity to [censored] for days. 

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    On 5/24/2018 at 6:51 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    When was the last time a 100-point win let you down? And if a banana does let you down, use a rope next time ...

    Love it...

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What's the story on DL, with all these new threads being started, which then fizzle out a few days later?

    They are just clogging up the site.

     

    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Lacking imagination or creative writing skills. Sadly, the art of conversation is dying. Particularly, the art of making conversation over nothing. The on-going conversation over bananas being a case in point. 

    As a good criminal barrister knows, you don’t need facts or evidence just very good imagination and the capacity to [censored] for days. 

    That is very good Hem.....

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Lacking imagination or creative writing skills. Sadly, the art of conversation is dying. Particularly, the art of making conversation over nothing. The on-going conversation over bananas being a case in point. 

    As a good criminal barrister knows, you don’t need facts or evidence just very good imagination and the capacity to [censored] for days. 

    A conversation about bananas is not a conversation about nothing.

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