The No T$ No B$ Thread

[hemingway 7,627]

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

You have no idea how spooky that is.

Driving past a week or so ago i laughed to wife how dodgy that place looked/sounded.

She's on a road trip with her three sisters but as it happens had just sent through a link to that article via messenger.

How bizarre lol

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

[beelzebub 23,348]

3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

No, no...all chance frittered away 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Apologies for being the bearer of some bad news for the good folk who frequent this thread but I have to put it out there:-

Mentone massage parlour Fire Banana declared illegal brothel by Moorabbin magistrate

That joint sound both hot and slippery at the same time

[Wrecker45 3,378]

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,856]

2 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

Did it fix your neck? 

[Wrecker45 3,378]

11 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Did it fix your neck? 

No but my sexual frustration was cured.

[beelzebub 23,348]

We all love a happy ending  ( to a good story  )

[Redleg 40,895]

Well, there we are, beat Pies and play first finals since 2006.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well, there we are, beat Pies and play first finals since 2006.

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red.

Typical bloody lawyer!!

[Redleg 40,895]

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red.

Typical bloody lawyer!!

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 

Send the bill to my estate Red. After today's "effort", I think I shall open an artery - or two.

FMD!! And then do it again.

[Redleg 40,895]

Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

[DemonFrog 1,354]

18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

I actually purchased a few bananas last week.

Pity there no reason to turn them into a smoothie until 2018.

It's now all about the next AFL season as I feel there a chance of us winning at least one finals game.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

On 27/08/2017 at 11:37 AM, Redleg said:

Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

Its very important to be consistent.

[Redleg 40,895]

10 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Its very important to be consistent.

And we are. Consistently disappointing supporters. 

[old dee 23,787]

Gee there are a lot of sad sacks on Demonland today.

Understandable but hardly new.

This morning I checked my notes from pre season and thought we would win 13 and just miss the finals.

So not far off my predictions.

At the start of the year I thought we still had a number of players that were barely AFL standard and that was the way it panned out.

I am not normally some one who believes in luck but gee we had some shockers this year. 

Injuries cost us lots, has anyone had as bad a year as Hogan and has T mac ever played as badly as his last three games?

well onward to 2018. 

I hope some changes take place in the FD because they cost us a number of games IMO.

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I actually purchased a few bananas last week.

Pity there no reason to turn them into a smoothie until 2018.

It's now all about the next AFL season as I feel there a chance of us winning at least one finals game.

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL?

[DemonFrog 1,354]

5 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL?

AFL is a form of pain, agony and disappointment we all must have.

But it only until September when we have all this free time to do the things our wives have been asking us to do over the past six months.

 

[Redleg 40,895]

Haven't seen DL this fired up, but understandably so.

I am so p-ssed off I actually don't want to watch any finals even including the GF. I just couldn't care less. 

Have even stopped watching 360 and AFL tonight.

[old dee 23,787]

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Haven't seen DL this fired up, but understandably so.

I am so p-ssed off I actually don't want to watch any finals even including the GF. I just couldn't care less. 

Have even stopped watching 360 and AFL tonight.

You are not alone Mr. Leg.

i am not very fired up just a little disappointed however I never thought we would play finals this year. Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

[Redleg 40,895]

6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

Hope so.

[rolling fog 1,207]

31 minutes ago, old dee said:

Missing the finals might bring a few things to light that might have been covered up with a win.

 

Weekend away with the lovely in two weeks, rather than flying to Adelaide 

[beelzebub 23,348]

Ok heres the thing.

this thread was created to be a refuge from mentioning HWSNBN...and comfort lounge away from all the bullshlt. Hnece it's name

I propose we have a moratorium on mentioning thing anything about the MFC as there's no bigger can of bullshlt that it right atm !!

Hows the banana crops going ?? 

[beelzebub 23,348]

On 8/27/2017 at 9:23 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

think I might indulge actually....where's the Capt Morgan ???