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9 minutes ago, dieter said:

If he'd been born in Osaka though he wrote in German probably, by your reckoning, may not make him Japanese though.

No Deits.

My logic is sound but unfashionable.

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    8 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Obama did nothing but toady to Israel and drop bombs and talk sweetly. Clinton was just as bad. The damage he and Albright did to Iraq, just for starters, was way beyond the pale.

    Obama will be compared to the great fairy flosses of the world, full of sweet sound and broken promises ( Quantanimo, exiting Iraq and Afghanistan) while piling on the murders by Drones, not to mention his complicity in the rape of Libya and Syria.

    Well Dieter I believe all US leaders believe in their right to attack their enemies off shore, wherever it may arise in the world. That gives them the right to ferment revolution or assination locally. And we have witnessed that throughout Central and South America and in Asia of course in the 20th century.

    Obama is just following a well worn national tradition. 

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    9 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    No Deits.

    My logic is sound but unfashionable.

    What logic?

     

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    14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Just caught up on this thread, what the heck has happened to it?! 

    Have the Germans and Japanese taken over the banana industry? 

    Yes, we have no bananas today.

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    7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Clearly, plenty of nuts though. 

    a thread prerequisite, ethan

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    6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Clearly, plenty of nuts though. 

    Man, you wanna just talk peanuts by the sound of it. For a start, bananas are about just as boring as nuts. Wanna talk about the weather?

    Okay, it's nice and cool in Melbourne at the moment, though we are heading for a 38 degree Tuesday, though the weather bureau keeps changing its mind about the exact figure.

    Have you ever noticed that? Does it annoy you too?

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    45 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Just caught up on this thread, what the heck has happened to it?! 

    Have the Germans and Japanese taken over the banana industry? 

    This topic ..

    My Head 

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    7 hours ago, dieter said:

    Man, you wanna just talk peanuts by the sound of it. For a start, bananas are about just as boring as nuts. Wanna talk about the weather?

    Okay, it's nice and cool in Melbourne at the moment, though we are heading for a 38 degree Tuesday, though the weather bureau keeps changing its mind about the exact figure.

    Have you ever noticed that? Does it annoy you too?

    That's akin to heresy on this thread, dieter. There are some things up with which we will not put, as your hero Winston once said.

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    3 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

    That's akin to heresy on this thread, dieter. There are some things up with which we will not put, as your hero Winston once said.

    Couldn't agree more. The bottom line is heresy is heresy. I can feel an immolation coming on.

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    7 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Couldn't agree more. The bottom line is heresy is heresy. I can feel an immolation coming on.

    a jolly good flogging should suffice this time, dieter

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    List of interesting things seen transported on a scooter/bike around Saigon.

    6m long steel bars

    Bricks

    A cage of live dogs

    A fat sow

    And this is the best so far

    A double door fridge.

    Look out Valentino Rossi.

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    12 hours ago, dieter said:

    Yes, we have no bananas today.

    Well when they do arrive wherever our erstwhile correspondents are geographically or temporally located please ensure there is no freckle on your banana.

     

     

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    16 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    List of interesting things seen transported on a scooter/bike around Saigon.

    6m long steel bars

    Bricks

    A cage of live dogs

    A fat sow

    And this is the best so far

    A double door fridge.

    Look out Valentino Rossi.

    And how are you getting around?

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    13 hours ago, dieter said:

    Man, you wanna just talk peanuts by the sound of it. For a start, bananas are about just as boring as nuts. Wanna talk about the weather?

    Okay, it's nice and cool in Melbourne at the moment, though we are heading for a 38 degree Tuesday, though the weather bureau keeps changing its mind about the exact figure.

    Have you ever noticed that? Does it annoy you too?

    That comment is far worse than anything Bbo has ever said.

    Words cannot describe the horror of that attitude.

    If I was a moderator you would be immediately banned till after the first game of 2017

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    It would be an interesting social experiment to ban this thread. Even say, a freeze on the thread for a month.

    May cause an implosion of some iphones and lap taps around the country. 

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    16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    It would be an interesting social experiment to ban this thread. Even say, a freeze on the thread for a month.

    May cause an implosion of some iphones and lap taps around the country. 

    what an evil thought, ernest. i would have thought death may have calmed your impetuosity, but apparently not

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    28 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    It would be an interesting social experiment to ban this thread. Even say, a freeze on the thread for a month.

    May cause an implosion of some iphones and lap taps around the country. 

    After reading that Earnest I can only assume that you emerging from a heavy Christmas / New year period and your reasoning powers have not returned to your normal high standard.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    List of interesting things seen transported on a scooter/bike around Saigon.

    6m long steel bars

    Bricks

    A cage of live dogs

    A fat sow

    And this is the best so far

    A double door fridge.

    Look out Valentino Rossi.

    hey biffo, had any luck in pham ngu lao finding any 457 candidates to sponsor for your "businesses"? love you long time. 

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    a jolly good flogging should suffice this time, dieter

    Cue... That bloke on holiday !!:rolleyes:

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    3 hours ago, dieter said:

    And how are you getting around?

    Rickshaw naturally.

    The driver is fairly exhausted and we've only done a hundred or so clicks.

    My whip needs replacing also.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    hey biffo, had any luck in pham ngu lao finding any 457 candidates to sponsor for your "businesses"? love you long time. 

    No DC.

    city folk are a bit sharp.

    Ive gone "up river" for HR and surprise.

    Recruitment is easy but the tough part is convincing DIAC that I need 43 chefs and 24 hair dressers.

     

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    3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    No DC.

    city folk are a bit sharp.

    Ive gone "up river" for HR and surprise.

    Recruitment is easy but the tough part is convincing DIAC that I need 43 chefs and 24 hair dressers.

     

    too bad, biffo. up river, eh? no doubt retracing the steps of the great capt willard

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    too bad, biffo. up river, eh? no doubt retracing the steps of the great capt willard

    The rickshaw driver is totally pist at me but all the swimming is giving his feet a well earned rest.

    Hope you have the air con at full blast back in Borewood DC.

    Must be hellishly uncomfortable in Melbourne.

    Its gods way of punishing tennis players so all good.

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