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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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31 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

longtime fan r&b, even got all the videos too which i force the gk's to watch

Excellent!

 
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The boys look in pretty good nick, in the training photos.

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

 
25 minutes ago, Biffen said:

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Think you need to move to Romsey manor Biff. I hear BBO has a gimp room that needs occupying. The only traffic there is the illegal kind, of which you may already know

5 hours ago, Biffen said:

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Melbourne will be a whole lot better when we have a world class population, say 15,000,000. And the sooner the better!!!  Heck, São Paolo is the most populous city in the Southern Hemisphere. We can easily surpass them if we try a bit harder. We will all be better off if that happens. I have 50 square metres available in my back yard. More than enough room for 4 triple story town houses. Think how much money I can make doing that. Let's build a mass of apartment towers on the land currently occupied by the Botanic Gardens. It's only a miserable collection of old trees!!! Who needs them when there's money to be made building lovely housing close to the city??

I'll shut up now. It's time to take my medication. And write to my friends in Rome and tell them how liveable and fabulous Melbourne is. 


59 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Melbourne will be a whole lot better when we have a world class population, say 15,000,000. And the sooner the better!!!  Heck, São Paolo is the most populous city in the Southern Hemisphere. We can easily surpass them if we try a bit harder. We will all be better off if that happens. I have 50 square metres available in my back yard. More than enough room for 4 triple story town houses. Think how much money I can make doing that. Let's build a mass of apartment towers on the land currently occupied by the Botanic Gardens. It's only a miserable collection of old trees!!! Who needs them when there's money to be made building lovely housing close to the city??

I'll shut up now. It's time to take my medication. And write to my friends in Rome and tell them how liveable and fabulous Melbourne is. 

Yes .We are so far advanced of those silly old Romans.

They must be terribly jealous of our lifestyle and booming metropolis.

41 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Yes .We are so far advanced of those silly old Romans.

They must be terribly jealous of our lifestyle and booming metropolis.

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

Little you know Moonie! What about those very smart off the shoulder dresses the blokes used to wear? Tugas I believe they were called.

 
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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

Have you forgotten the Roman sandal and that great current language, Latin.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Have you forgotten the Roman sandal and that great current language, Latin.

Don't forget Olives.


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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and elagabalus

Who could forget?

They've mastered the 4 hour lunch , terrible knitwear tied over the shoulder, gelato ,stinky cheese,salami and tax evasion , as well as taxation, which they began.

Although they have done little very recently, except enjoy their city, I think Rome is the most beautiful city I've seen.

 

 

31 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Lets not forget that the Greeks have given us a fair bit too...

It's caused a lot of pain but where would we be without it.


On 4 December 2016 at 0:25 PM, Biffen said:

On hot dry days like this you realise how totally over rated and over crowded this collection of traffic we call Melbourne is,

Does liveability take in sprawl, wasted time and expensive basic food?

The Corporations have it sewn up.

I know I'm venting but what a hole.

Agree , most over rated city in the world. All marketing and spin. Heading all one way. Down. Have been living away this year and you suddenly realise that Melbourne is becoming unaffordable and unliveable with the city ruled by developers, corrupt politicians and local councils and a dog eat dog mentality amongst the mob. Exciting city, no, dysfunctional, yes. It is becoming a city with no kindness or heart.  It is a city losing its soul. It is a city dictated by real estate, how to make a quick buck, poverty and desperation. Sorry, it has good coffee and food. As If we need more coffee and food. The only redeeming feature is the MFC. And this web site. 

16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Agree , most over rated city in the world....... Sorry, it has good coffee and food. As If we need more coffee and food. The only redeeming feature is the MFC. And this web site. 

And Fitzroy, an oasis in the dysfunctionality I say! 

24 minutes ago, Biffen said:

It's caused a lot of pain but where would we be without it.

Well Biff, even though the Greeks invented s ex, it was the Italians who introduced women to the concept.

21 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

And Fitzroy, an oasis in the dysfunctionality I say! 

Yes there are ghettos of decency where people care and there is a strong sense of community. 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Lets not forget that the Greeks have given us a fair bit too...

kyrgios?


13 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Yes there are ghettos of decency where people care and there is a strong sense of community. 

Romsey is the place Ernie. I care for myself and exploit the community as much as possible.

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Lets not forget that the Greeks have given us a fair bit too...

Didn't the Greeks invent sex ????  And the Romans introduced ...........women. 

35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Well Biff, even though the Greeks invented s ex, it was the Italians who introduced women to the concept.

Moonie, you just beat me. You are 100% right.

 
10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

kyrgios?

Spiros Arion !!  Con the fruiterer !


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