The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Moonshadow 17,675]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Proffesionally managed and guided!!

Office open for business!!

I do ,Like the sound of that !!

That thought is even scarier than your spelling, fence.

Edited June 22, 2016 by Moonshadow

[bjDee 1,249]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Proffesionally managed and guided!!

Office open for business!!

I do ,Like the sound of that !!

At least your first thought is no longer lonely....

[pineapple dee 2,892]

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

Cheers

[Moonshadow 17,675]

11 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

Cheers

Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once!

Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

[pineapple dee 2,892]

17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once!

Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

This is precisely what frightens me. Still, sound advice moon. Cheers! 

[dpositive 1,663]

15 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

Cheers

Unfortunately I believe your qualifications "bizarre" etc may rule out any suggestions on this thread

[AzzKikA 2,371]

16 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

Cheers

<Insert terribly scary ladyboy gif here>

Wow what do you know, I do posses self control.

Edited June 24, 2016 by AzzKikA

[hemingway 7,615]

Lets have a break from Uncle Bitters, he already thinks he owns this thread and only responds occasionally to maintain his brand image. I do have a mild affection for the man but I suggest a week free from UB comments. Redleg can to suggest a new idea. 

[Redleg 40,815]

35 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Lets have a break from Uncle Bitters, he already thinks he owns this thread and only responds occasionally to maintain his brand image. I do have a mild affection for the man but I suggest a week free from UB comments. Redleg can to suggest a new idea. 

Ernie I am at your beck and call.

Mrs. Redleg allowed me to buy a bunch of bananas yesterday and I am just sitting in the kitchen, looking at them and waiting for them to ripen, before devouring.

[hemingway 7,615]

28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Ernie I am at your beck and call.

Mrs. Redleg allowed me to buy a bunch of bananas yesterday and I am just sitting in the kitchen, looking at them and waiting for them to ripen, before devouring.

Welcome back to the honourable and innuendo free banana. I had a lovely sweet organic banana on my muesli this morning. It was delicious. Redleg does Mrs Redleg like a ripe banana herself ? What about any little  Redlegs? Wow this is such a healthy smut free post. No doubt we will be hearing from virtuous cleanskin Old Dee very soon. Wonder if anyone else will bite? No, I am not going to mention the obvious.

[bjDee 1,249]

Ernie, are you hoping someone is going to burst into a verse of "I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts" or something?

This is just getting a bit too Shirly Temple-ish for me. I fear this new turn threatens to sanitise the thread to death.

Unless the coconut song morphs into a medley of Blueberry Hill - No Particular Place To Go - Paradise By The Dashboard Light and rolls into a rousing performance of The Good Ship Venus. Then we're back on track.

For true compliance with the theme of the thread, insert your own 'banana song' into the playlist wherever you wish. 

[Moonshadow 17,675]

I have it on good authority that our Bitters (sounds a bit like "our Kylie", but I digress) is alive and well and enjoying the company of many young, er, shall we just call them attendants, at a luxurious 2 star resort in good old Singers. Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

[bjDee 1,249]

18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

So you're saying the missus is a 'He'?

I always wondered.....

[Ethan Tremblay 30,822]

On 23 June 2016 at 7:57 PM, pineapple dee said:

Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

Cheers

Orchard Towers aka the four floors.

Edited June 24, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

As there appears to little else of interest happening in the world , I shall give a comprehensive coverage of my Asian adventures shortly.

Stand by for a moment of rare edification

[Biffen 12,940]

10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Orchard Towers aka the four floors.

Then a spot of cricket of brandy down the club followed by Gin Slings at Raffles.

He will make his way to the Lee family table in time. 

If he ever leaves the four floors.

[beelzebub 23,313]

A peculiarity of taking in Orchard Street these days , one incurs an almost sense of deja vu as you progress. Seems every other block is a repetition of the same stores, albeit in slightly  dissimilar buildings , but only marginally . Gone is the day you idled down from the Shangri-la to the big intersection and the timelessness of aforementioned Raffles.

Tis all rush rush rush now.

Not sure I'm bothered to go back. I do have differing tastes to UB also   more tranquillity than tran.... something else 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

18 hours ago, hemingway said:

Lets have a break from Uncle Bitters, he already thinks he owns this thread and only responds occasionally to maintain his brand image. I do have a mild affection for the man but I suggest a week free from UB comments. Redleg can to suggest a new idea. 

Ernie! Ernie you are but a wizened old ghost of your former womanizing boozing self!

"A break from Uncle Bitters" ???!!!

Where would you ( this thread, indeed the world of lesser mortals) be without the insights that my lurid experiences and misguided intellect provide?

Join me in the trough and joyfully wallow in the slime.

[daisycutter 29,600]

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie! Ernie you are but a wizened old ghost of your former womanizing boozing self!

"A break from Uncle Bitters" ???!!!

Where would you ( this thread, indeed the world of lesser mortals) be without the insights that my lurid experiences and misguided intellect provide?

Join me in the trough and joyfully wallow in the slime.

you must admit that he is very persuasive, ernie. or are you morphing into a wowser in your reincarnation?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

A peculiarity of taking in Orchard Street these days , one incurs an almost sense of deja vu as you progress. Seems every other block is a repetition of the same stores, albeit in slightly  dissimilar buildings , but only marginally . Gone is the day you idled down from the Shangri-la to the big intersection and the timelessness of aforementioned Raffles.

Tis all rush rush rush now.

Not sure I'm bothered to go back. I do have differing tastes to UB also   more tranquillity than tran.... something else 

Sadly the only decent thing about Singapore these days is the jolly good floggings they deal out on a wonderfully regular basis.

And of course, it is still possible to purchase a splendid rattan - if you know the right people

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Orchard Towers aka the four floors.

Do you maintain an apartment over there Ethan?

[beelzebub 23,313]

21 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sadly the only decent thing about Singapore these days is the jolly good floggings they deal out on a wonderfully regular basis.

And of course, it is still possible to purchase a splendid rattan - if you know the right people

I'm sure you do .... and you do 

[beelzebub 23,313]

In other news apparently some silly clots who would bridle bananas with absurd limitations have just been dacked !!

Bananas 1  Sprouts 0

Edited June 25, 2016 by beelzebub

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Good morning to all you cold climate dwellers . Rather warmer here in Batu Feringgi and Your ever reliable Uncle is still enjoying "la dolce vita" as the frogs say. ( thanks again Earl)

A lovely dinner last night at a place that actually had a decent though previously unknown to me Aussie Shiraz . Quenched the thirst rather nicely. The evening was so pleasant in fact that I enjoyed a [censored] after dinner - a Chinese one would you believe.

A note for Pickett . I would consider your ideas re "Bitter Fence" on two provisos  1. You have nothing to do with the actual business  2. Since you could hardly provide intellect , you would be expected to provide the start up capital.

A note for Earl Hood. I trust you are entertaining your new business partners Earl. As I said interesting fellows.

A note for dc. A lot of bluerinsers holidaying over here dc . Perhaps a break from Borewood would be beneficial?

Anyway must go. The sun is over the yard arm and the splash pool awaits

 

haha the censored was f a g as in rokok    ( Bahasa Indonesia )

Edited June 26, 2016 by Bitter but optimistic

[Redleg 40,815]

On my recent holiday I was on a cruise with the owner of Baccardi Rum. He is a regular on these cruises. Next time we run into each other I will pitch him the concept of banana rum, it will revolutionize the world's drinking habits.