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16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks,ย in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.

Hope you kept in ..eerrr step during the Anniversary Waltz the other night Red.

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am ashamed to admit this, but my wife is trying to get me off banana smoothies and onto those green juice drinks,ย in an effort to assist with my weight loss and improved health.

So no more paleo diet? And perhaps you could try green bananas?ย :lol::)

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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hope you kept in ..eerrr step during the Anniversary Waltz the other night Red.

I have great rhythm.

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Sitting next to Dion Prestia at Japanese restaurant in Surfers.ย 

Think we need a good Japanese restaurant in Melbourne wink wink.ย 


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10 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Did you ask him how the knee's going?

Looked pretty good while he was eating.

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Attractive young lady with him as well. It would be great if she was a Melbourne girl.

Daniel Currie and his lady friend were with them.

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12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Sitting next to Dion Prestia at Japanese restaurant in Surfers.ย 

Think we need a good Japanese restaurant in Melbourne wink wink.ย 

Who?

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Who?

The guy that all of Demonland was speculatingย over all summer, thinking we might get him from the Suns.


On 03/12/2015 at 11:51 AM, Oliver Sholem said:

What am I doing here?

More imformation please and I have no idea who the Suns are or is it I just have no interest in knowing?ย 

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5 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

From the sound of things, you were probably sitting on his knee.

You need to get a grip on yourself.

Will leave that to BBO, he is a master at it.ย 

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Will leave that to BBO, he is a master at it.ย 

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

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Error of omission

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

Your marriage appears to beย going off the rails. Take control man. You are the train driver, don't let the conductor drive the train. ย 

On a happier note for my marriage, Mrs. Redleg and myself just had a couple of banana smoothies with our breakfast up here on the Gold Coast. Looks like things are on the up.ย 

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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

Ah yes, I understand that his Magnum Opus is the delightfully named "Ramming the Shears". Enjoy!

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And a banana and cinnamon smoothie today, I am on a roll.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And a banana and cinnamon smoothie today, I am on a roll.

Adding cinnamon sounds like a great way to spoil a smoothie to me.

But then I am not big on cinnamon in anything.

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1 minute ago, old dee said:

Adding cinnamon sounds like a great way to spoil a smoothie to me.

But then I am not big on cinnamon in anything.

It was delicious.


On 21/1/2016 at 11:27 AM, Redleg said:

Your marriage appears to beย going off the rails. Take control man. You are the train driver, don't let the conductor drive the train. ย 

On a happier note for my marriage, Mrs. Redleg and myself just had a couple of banana smoothies with our breakfast up here on the Gold Coast. Looks like things are on the up.ย 

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

There are not many things more important than morning Coffee Bbo.

I would think your stocks would be at an all time high right now.

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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

There are not many things more important than morning Coffee Bbo.

I would think your stocks would be at an all time high right now.

Well.... there is one thing OD and repairing the coffee machine has vastly improved the likelihood of that occurring!!! (there are however, no certainties)

18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

You're a better man than me bitters. My wife would say the only thing that makes me a handyman is that I live in the same house. I am useful with left handed screwdrivers though.


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