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56 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I never had the doubt OD

The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

It's a scandal in an of itself.

they are set a good example by their political and corporate role models, bb

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    it's only a rort if you are not involved.

    But at last we are.

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    8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Have you seen his teeth? He'd only get a gig as a horse 

    More likely one of the polo sticks --- he is about seven foot tall.

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    If anyone has the slightest doubt that the AFL says one thing and do another just read the article in todays Hun.

    The woman who was threatened  claims the AFl tried to down graded what she said.

    At one stsge they said to her this could end his career.

    Then after four hours presented her with a statement to sign that contained changed elements from what she had said.

    She would not agree to the statement.

    Then add the RFC making statements about they are worried about Dustin.

    Deliver us from these hypocrites. 

    Sadly unsurprising OD. They'd probably try to teach Warnie how to spin ... 

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    It may be just Chinese whispers but...

    Apparently Martin threatened Won-ton violence,

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    9 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    I never had the doubt OD

    The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

    It's a scandal in an of itself.

    They may be morally bankrupt but Gill and his henchmen are laughing all the way to the bank. His salary is prodigious. Unfortunately in this capitalist dog eat dog world capacity to earn has nothing to do with worth. I much prefer those simple souls who earn a lot less but are actually helping others.  I do not include writers who are self absorbed and neurotic with a tendency toward addiction.

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    21 hours ago, hemingway said:

    They may be morally bankrupt but Gill and his henchmen are laughing all the way to the bank. His salary is prodigious. Unfortunately in this capitalist dog eat dog world capacity to earn has nothing to do with worth. I much prefer those simple souls who earn a lot less but are actually helping others.  I do not include writers who are self absorbed and neurotic with a tendency toward addiction.

    So I'll throw out your books along with Hunter S,William Boroughs,Kerouac,Miller,Mailer and any other decent American writer from last century.

    Don't worry about the meek-they'll inherit the earth later.

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    On 12/12/2015 at 9:43 PM, Biffen said:

    It may be just Chinese whispers but...

    Apparently Martin threatened Won-ton violence,

    Nah, Chop sui.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Bananas become rarer and the stock market crashes.

    RUN TO THE HILLS...!!!

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    2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    RUN TO THE HILLS...!!!

    I would, if they had bananas up there.

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    On 12 December 2015 at 10:27 AM, beelzebub said:

    I never had the doubt OD

    The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

    It's a scandal in an of itself.

    A true indicator of moral bankruptcy would be to determine the AFL's stance/policy on Banana's and to a lessor extent mango curry. 

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    4 minutes ago, felixdacat said:

    A true indicator of moral bankruptcy would be to determine the AFL's stance/policy on Banana's and to a lessor extent mango curry. 

    I think the lack of an afl  yellow ribbon, banana round answers your question on where the afl stands. 

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    20 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Bananas become rarer and the stock market crashes.

    RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

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    30 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

    Earl you should be Knighted for services beyond the call. 

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    42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

    As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

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    30 minutes ago, H_T said:

    As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

    Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

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    22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

    Just keeping with the No B$ theme. 

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

    Whatever pays the school fees Red.

    As long as your client  believes he is innocent.

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    42 minutes ago, Biffen said:

     

    As long as your client  believes he is innocent.

    Or hopes he can convince others of it.

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    18 hours ago, H_T said:

    As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

    Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

     

     

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    29 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

     

     

    as long as they bend to the will of the state, that should be fine, earl

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    On 12/16/2015 at 11:15 AM, Earl Hood said:

    Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

    Wouldn't matter Earl which way they bent, left/right, flip it over and no one will ever know, and it wouldn't faze me in a smoothie.

    And as squire BBO would indicate.... as long as they're ribbed for pleasurre. 

     

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    Just making a banana sandwich for lunch and my banana is definitely bent to the left.

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