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Just heard from Biffen for the first time since he embarrassed me at the football last Monday. The fellow has no sense of propriety whatsoever.

Anyway he is currently bragging about his latest venture in social climbing. Apparently he was invited to a "degustation" dinner by one of his colleagues. Biffen fairly gushed about the night. The menu consisted of "Sav soup" - that's what left after you have the actual savs for hors d'oeuvres and , naturally, a parma and chips for the main.

The wine list was equally impressive - lots of bubbles, five litre casks of "South East Australian" dry red and flagons of Tawny Port to finish.

Classy.

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    Just heard from Biffen for the first time since he embarrassed me at the football last Monday. The fellow has no sense of propriety whatsoever.

    Anyway he is currently bragging about his latest venture in social climbing. Apparently he was invited to a "degustation" dinner by one of his colleagues. Biffen fairly gushed about the night. The menu consisted of "Sav soup" - that's what left after you have the actual savs for hors d'oeuvres and , naturally, a parma and chips for the main.

    The wine list was equally impressive - lots of bubbles, five litre casks of "South East Australian" dry red and flagons of Tawny Port to finish.

    Classy.

    quite so, bbo

    i also understand biffo was the middleman who organised the obey snapback caps from his chinese suppliers, whose inferior quality brought down that nice scotch college chappie, who was just trying to enrich his fellow pupils. biffo should be charged with child abuse.

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    No need dc, no need. The old tackle is still fine. However, I would be interested to know how one attracts donors for such procedures.

    When the op is really fine tuned, I imagine there will be some nervous horses about the place.

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    No need dc, no need. The old tackle is still fine. However, I would be interested to know how one attracts donors for such procedures.

    When the op is really fine tuned, I imagine there will be some nervous horses about the palce.

    Nearly as nervous as the alpacas around your place, eh?

    Romsey.... where men are men and the alpacas are nervous.

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    Nearly as nervous as the alpacas around your place, eh?

    Romsey.... where men are men and the alpacas are nervous.

    And whats wrong with that?

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    bit of a worry for dee-luded over on damaged goods thread

    enyaw states that he agrees with him :blink:

    ENYAW makes far more sense than deeluded dc

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    ENYAW makes far more sense than deeluded dc

    Maybe DEDUL-EED has an alter ego and is agreeing with him/herself?

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    Maybe DEDUL-EED has an alter ego and is agreeing with him/herself?

    Cannot be. Nearly everyone has deeluded on ignore. Enyaw is far too entertaining to put on ignore.

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    Cannot be. Nearly everyone has deeluded on ignore. Enyaw is far too entertaining to put on ignore.

    Dee-luded's posts are entertaining, but they drain all the colour and font options in my screen. He wears out my screen more than any other poster.

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    Hey Redleg, find any bananas in the Big Apple?

    No too busy looking for big guys who are athletic and may be able to adapt to Aussie Rules.

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    No too busy looking for big guys who are athletic and may be able to adapt to Aussie Rules.

    West 23rd st.

    You won't have any trouble meeting nice young men down there.

    They may be wearing singlets and shorts so you can see if their build is suitable for afl, or whatever.

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    West 23rd st.

    You won't have any trouble meeting nice young men down there.

    They may be wearing singlets and shorts so you can see if their build is suitable for afl, or whatever.

    Always willing to help others, Biff.
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    Oh dear the MFC lost to the lowly Saints.

    Words fail me.

    On a brighter note it is one week closer to the start of the 2016 season.

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    No too busy looking for big guys who are athletic and may be able to adapt to Aussie Rules.

    Do not worry about their ability to adapt Redleg

    Could they be worse than the current lot?

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    Oh dear the MFC lost to the lowly Saints.

    Words fail me.

    On a brighter note it is one week closer to the start of the 2016 season.

    Thanks DF you have cheered me a wee bit.

    The worst part of 2015 is that we play the cats at geelong next week.

    At least we wont have to worry about losing with 20 seconds to go.

    It will be all over at quarter time

    197?

    The following weekend i am much more confident about .

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    Thanks DF you have cheered me a wee bit.

    The worst part of 2015 is that we play the cats at geelong next week.

    At least we wont have to worry about losing with 20 seconds to go.

    It will be all over at quarter time

    197?

    The following weekend i am much more confident about .

    I don't think I will let the game get in the way of my gaming this week end.

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    I don't think I will let the game get in the way of my gaming this week end.

    I don't have a garden anymore, but I'm going to go out and find someone else's and work in it for the whole weekend, no radio, no TV, nuthin.

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    I don't have a garden anymore, but I'm going to go out and find someone else's and work in it for the whole weekend, no radio, no TV, nuthin.

    Plenty of pruning to be done in mine .... :):)

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    Plenty of pruning to be done in mine .... :):)

    I don't prune beards, or any other sort of body hair.....

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    I don't have a garden anymore, but I'm going to go out and find someone else's and work in it for the whole weekend, no radio, no TV, nuthin.

    Your welcome to come to my place and prune the orchard

    Do I need to arrange a 457 visa??

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    Your welcome to come to my place and prune the orchard

    Do I need to arrange a 457 visa??

    What kind of orchard?

    Hope they're plums. Felt like pruning a few plums off a few players on Sunday night.

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    Your welcome to come to my place and prune the orchard

    Do I need to arrange a 457 visa??

    Have you spoken to Biff?

    He should have a few contacts for some very cheap workers for you.

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