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with special guests making appearances.

biff to read out 10-7

bbo=6-4

redleg wheeling old dee on while dc holds his catharta in place.

Rab=to read out the top 3,{hes the only one with glasses that can magnify the writing}

Far from happy with this jazza.

At this point pillow on head mate

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    All this winning has forced the real issues to the back pages.

    The woodwork is opening.ski season starts soon and 3 in a row is a real possibility .

    I have a free pizz function saturday.Dilemmas abound.

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    I am seriously thinking of giving up my AFL membership at the end of this season. It was a membership to watch football not a political game of pander to the highest bidder and interest group.

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    I am seriously thinking of giving up my AFL membership at the end of this season. It was a membership to watch football not a political game of pander to the highest bidder and interest group.

    I am seriously thinking of giving up my AFL membership at the end of this season. It was a membership to watch football not a political game of pander to the highest bidder and interest group.

    As soon as it became a game sponsored by hundreds of $millions Redleg it was invertible IMO.

    Between the crappy look of the game, the politics and our poor performance of the MFC I have lost a lot of interest.

    I go to MFC games watch a few on TV and that is it. The days of going to other games and watching a game not involving a the MFC are gone for me.

    If the MFC fell over tomorrow I would have nothing to do with AFL at the top level.

    Amos would then be my Footy fix.

    Top level Football is now a business who's major focus is on making money.

    the fans run a bad second to that.

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    My god you stay away from Demonland for 24 hours and there are a dozen new threads.

    we win one game and it is like we won the GF

    I cannot imagine what will happen if we happen to win again on Saturday

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    All this winning has forced the real issues to the back pages.

    Not that far back in the paper to hide this interesting yarn:

    http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/irishman-pleads-guilty-to-causing-500000-flood-damage-to-hotel-20140506-zr5od.html

    It's about a bloke nicknamed "Gaff" - but by transposing a few letters we can uncover the real story which is about "Biff" and the "Gat".

    A drunk Gaffney woke up just after midnight and walked out into the hallway and urinated.

    Wearing just a pair of underpants, Gaffney took the emergency exit stairs down to the eighth floor and turned on the fire hydrant valve, causing a large amount of water to start gushing out. Every floor below the eighth floor was soon flooded and guests had to be evacuated.

    Wet and naked, Gaffney then walked up to the 10th floor and woke up a guest in apartment 1001 who gave him a pair of underpants to put on.

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    Not that far back in the paper to hide this interesting yarn:

    It's about a bloke nicknamed "Gaff" -

    A drunk Gaffney woke up just after midnight and walked out into the hallway and urinated.

    Wearing just a pair of underpants, Gaffney took the emergency exit stairs down to the eighth floor and turned on the fire hydrant valve, causing a large amount of water to start gushing out. Every floor below the eighth floor was soon flooded and guests had to be evacuated.

    Wet and naked, Gaffney then walked up to the 10th floor and woke up a guest in apartment 1001 who gave him a pair of underpants to put on.

    noticed the names changed in this story to protect demnoland identities.

    interesting that biff gaff walked back up to the 10th floor and didnt stagger up?

    also not written was the fact the guest in room 1001 was a naked 53 yo woman who only had frilly knickers to loan.

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    noticed the names changed in this story to protect demnoland identities.

    interesting that biff gaff walked back up to the 10th floor and didnt stagger up?

    also not written was the fact the guest in room 1001 was a naked 53 yo woman who only had frilly knickers to loan.

    i thought that was bbo's room on the 10th

    only biffo (er gaffney) would borrow his y-fronts

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    RaB told redleg that BBO doesnt wear undies.

    so that must be fact.

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    RaB told redleg that BBO doesnt wear undies.

    so that must be fact.

    that's a very good point jazza

    so who was the other male in bbo's room on the 10th floor?

    surely not stuie......then again.....

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    I've had more smears than a Gynocologist on this thread.

    I would never urinate in a hall.

    There is a perfectly good vanity basin in my room.

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    I've had more smears than a Gynocologist on this thread.

    I would never urinate in a hall.

    There is a perfectly good vanity basin in my room.

    If I were you I would consider legal action.

    It is a dam disgrace the way some on Demonland carry on.

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    I've had more smears than a Gynocologist on this thread.

    I would never urinate in a hall.

    There is a perfectly good vanity basin in my room.

    i presume you're only referring to when you are sober/not high biffo

    i.e. what you can remember

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    Now seriously folks.

    Do any of you really know what the Gat really looks like?

    Surely, those who have passed by these wonderful premises would know that nowadays it doesn't have a 10th floor?

    The photograph of the entrance tells it all anyway - a wonderful example of post imperial splendor - a place where business executives can take their third wives on an exciting dream honeymoon.

    Gatwick.jpg

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    Now seriously folks.

    Do any of you really know what the Gat really looks like?

    Surely, those who have passed by these wonderful premises would know that nowadays it doesn't have a 10th floor?

    The photograph of the entrance tells it all anyway - a wonderful example of post imperial splendor - a place where business executives can take their third wives on an exciting dream honeymoon.

    Gatwick.jpg

    jack the 10th floor is code for that part of the gat that victoria's finest don't have access. it's complicated but only accessible via a hidden door.

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    jack the 10th floor is code for that part of the gat that victoria's finest don't have access. it's complicated but only accessible via a hidden door.

    what....a portal to Diagon Alley or something..lol

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    Now seriously folks.

    Do any of you really know what the Gat really looks like?

    Surely, those who have passed by these wonderful premises would know that nowadays it doesn't have a 10th floor?

    The photograph of the entrance tells it all anyway - a wonderful example of post imperial splendor - a place where business executives can take their third wives on an exciting dream honeymoon.

    Gatwick.jpg

    The%20Goldlandbergs%20Emanuel%20gat%20Da

    No but its a really scarey place.

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    I just knew you would return phoenix like from the bottom of the pond to haunt me Fl og. Quite spoilt my day , week, year . Did you you do this just to pizz me?

    Now seriously folks.

    Do any of you really know what the Gat really looks like?

    Surely, those who have passed by these wonderful premises would know that nowadays it doesn't have a 10th floor?

    The photograph of the entrance tells it all anyway - a wonderful example of post imperial splendor - a place where business executives can take their third wives on an exciting dream honeymoon.

    Gatwick.jpg

    Ha Ha WJ! I can assure you I know the Gat very well - going back to the 70's - Biffen also.

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    Now seriously folks.

    Do any of you really know what the Gat really looks like?

    Surely, those who have passed by these wonderful premises would know that nowadays it doesn't have a 10th floor?

    The photograph of the entrance tells it all anyway - a wonderful example of post imperial splendor - a place where business executives can take their third wives on an exciting dream honeymoon.

    Gatwick.jpg

    Just in case any of the non-locals or establishment types on 'land need a bit of Gat education...

    http://www.news.com.au/welcome-to-the-hotel-of-horrors/story-fn8g495p-1226051777563

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    BTW. Fl ogs resurrection has quite unhinged me but has Demonland changed its format? On the home page , I am getting huge pics of the poster's avatar. Mine is rather charming but the others would scare off potential members.

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    I just knew you would return phoenix like from the bottom of the pond to haunt me Fl og. Quite spoilt my day , week, year . Did you you do this just to pizz me?

    Ha Ha WJ! I can assure you I know the Gat very well - going back to the 70's - Biffen also.

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    The Professor on a good day.

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