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Does that mean that "oranga" was wrong?

not necessarily red

might be ok on some alternate universe

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    not necessarily red

    might be ok on some alternate universe

    Could our football team win in that universe, I am happy to try anything?

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    Could our football team win in that universe, I am happy to try anything?

    good luck, there are an infinite number of them

    might be quicker to build a time machine and return to the 50's

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    My goodness it just came to me dc

    banana !

    You get Bananas delivered OD?

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    Where have you been F l o g? I'll just have dinner then I'll vent my spleen on you. Don't go away.

    I been on Cloud 9 Bitty as Collingwood was smashed on the week end and FIGJAM is turning into another Neeld with regards to his press conferences.

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    I been on Cloud 9 Bitty as Collingwood was smashed on the week end and FIGJAM is turning into another Neeld with regards to his press conferences.

    Is that written in Westaustrlian?

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    Is that written in Westaustrlian?

    Yes Bitty I typed it in Western Australia

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    Edited by DemonFrog

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    Is that written in Westaustrlian?

    No. That paper only has large pictures and 3 word sentences.

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    No. That paper only has large pictures and 3 word sentences.

    6Bjgs.jpg

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    Is anyone excited about Saturday?

    I am scared stiff!

    The wife will be pleased.

    It has probably been a while I'm guessing.

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    Is anyone excited about Saturday?

    I am scared stiff!

    I was planning to go to the game but had to change games to the Collingwood game.

    I hope we'll have a forward line by then.

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    I was planning to go to the game but had to change games to the Collingwood game.

    I hope we'll have a forward line by then.

    We will have one DF but seriously doubt either messes Clark or Dawes will be on the ground.

    In the stand with us I think mate

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    Is anyone excited about Saturday?

    I am scared stiff!

    naaaah

    first win of season coming up :)

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    I was planning to go to the game but had to change games to the Collingwood game.

    I hope we'll have a forward line by then.round

    I was looking forward to meeting up with you, DF. Sounds like QB it is then. I will be there, probably with my brother-in-law and my son. I think I have been at every . Round 1 game for the last six or seven years, so I see no reason to change this year.

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    I am strangely unexcited about our first game.

    Perhaps a good solid session on Redtube will get your blood pumping?

    How can you not feel excited by the sight of that full forward line?

    I'm sure OD will have a reaction to it!

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    Perhaps a good solid session on Redtube will get your blood pumping?

    I'm sure OD will have a reaction to it!

    I am trying valiantly to keep my mouth shut on the subject Bbo.

    I do of course have my thoughts

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    How can you not feel excited by the sight of that full forward line?

    That line makes me feel sick.

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    Isn't that roughly the plot of WJ's 'Highway of Demons', chapters of which occasionally appear on this website?

    well in my case i don't have the time left to build a time machine

    when i leave this earthly coil my prospects look good

    enter the pearly gates - all good

    enter the portals of hell - enjoy elite status as a demon and watch daily replays of every demon win since 1858

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