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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Do they eat Bananas in India?

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Not if they are on a cow.

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    They grow them there, so I assume so.

    Banana curry, anyone? :-)

    i think he meant red indians? or maybe west indians?

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    i think he meant red indians? or maybe west indians?

    Red or Blue does it really matter?

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    we are tragics arent we...

    go on....admit it....who else kept checking all day ...lol

    you know what I mean!!! lol

    Yes
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    Well ... er, everything was fine till it came to paying the bill. Then someone who resembled Campbell Brown turned up.

    Have we heard from that bloke who skipped town ?? roflmao :)

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    Have we heard from that bloke who skipped town ?? roflmao :)

    The cheque is in the mail.

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    The cheque is in the mail.

    mailed it at the interval during the film huh ?? lol ^_^

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    Now where have I heard that before!

    Got it from Alan Bond in the good old days.

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    mailed it at the interval during the film huh ?? lol ^_^

    No I was too busy choking on the world's most expensive ice cream, $5 for a half drumstick. Talk about profit gouging.

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    No I was too busy choking on the world's most expensive ice cream, $5 for a half drumstick. Talk about profit gouging.

    Makes Wongs look very inexpensive.

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    No I was too busy choking on the world's most expensive ice cream, $5 for a half drumstick. Talk about profit gouging.

    RL you need to get out more if you consider that the most expensive ice cream LOL

    PS What happened to "What happens at Wong's stays at Wong's"?

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    RL you need to get out more if you consider that the most expensive ice cream LOL

    PS What happened to "What happens at Wong's stays at Wong's"?

    that wasnt at wongs !!! lol

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    that wasnt at wongs !!! lol

    Oh I see.

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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    First rule of Wongs..... you dont talk about Wongs !!

    oops

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    First rule of Wongs..... you dont talk about Wongs !!

    oops

    Second rule is there is no first rule LOL

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    that wasnt at wongs !!! lol

    then maybe the rule should be "what happens outside of Wongs, stays at Wongs"... kind of like confessional for the rest of us who aren't Catholics.

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    well what was the point of going if demonland doesn't get a full report

    or is this just another andrew's report

    i'm starting to suspect schwabby might have been the guest of honour

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    Nupp :)

    Folks will just have to come next time :)

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    Nupp :)

    Folks will just have to come next time :)

    Never-not till we move the venue a little more uptown.

    I may reside at the Gat-but it's purely so I can walk to Di Stasios, amongst other conveniences.

    I wouldn't eat that sh#t if you paid me-and Redleg is too tight for that.

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    Never-not till we move the venue a little more uptown.

    I may reside at the Gat-but it's purely so I can walk to Di Stasios, amongst other conveniences.

    Whe you say other conveniences, you are of course referring to the public toilets in the gardens near the beach.

    You would of course clean the stain of urine off your shoes, from the Gat, before you entered the public toilets.

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