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19 hours ago, old dee said:

Exactly, I think Jack should given a week off.

I think he has just had 4 weeks off already.

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11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Anything much happening around here this week?

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

I am sure you will have been missed.

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16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

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22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

<Non-PC warning...>

Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Very perceptive Tim!

My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

So, ideas rather than actual staff (my initial suspicion)?

Your domestics are indeed lucky to have a seigneur with such care for their job security and intellectual advancement.

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4 hours ago, Master Deebater said:

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

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18 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I think he is an importer/exporter of fine wines and other undisclosed substances/items that may or may not have been declared at the border.

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

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1 minute ago, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.

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11 hours ago, 640MD said:

My old mum drank "fruity Lexia" obtained from a cask, but the cardboard was not very strong, and the spigot drooped,  as it got older.

Such is Life.

I think Uncle Bitter is familiar with that.

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On 18/11/2024 at 18:02, Redleg said:

His favourite wines have a spigot on the cask.

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

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17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

He doesn't always drink banana based products?

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.


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Just voted in the MFC Election.

I was shocked Uncle Bitter wasn’t a candidate.

I could just imagine the meetings at the manor.

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On 21/11/2024 at 04:32, Redleg said:

Unless it was a free banana daiquiri, no he drinks 🥤 other drinks.

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

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4 hours ago, 640MD said:

Should that be other people's drinks.    As in a mate who only smoked other people's cigarettes,  never bought any himself,

Well we don’t want to accuse Uncle of being a tight ar-e, but I think the maid has noticed some of her fags missing from time to time.

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Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

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2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A&#x27;Blew said:

Have none of you been reading the news lately?! There's great culture out there that you're all missing!...

 

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I knew I should have gone into banana art.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I knew I should have gone into banana art.

🎵 Banananart, banananart, banananart, nart, nart-nart! 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSdB6IQJI

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