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13 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

 

11 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Ooo very good observation NC...  we all know BBO wouldn't have a singular glass.  I suspect you're right about the hidden cask

Bah to you both.

The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

 
10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Bah to you both.

The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

You know you're doing something right on DL if you get a vomit react from BBO 😁

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Bah to you both.

The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

Not sure "you" can use the words "my" and "wisdom" in the same sentence Uncle, especially when "my" comes immediately before "wisdom".

I know you to be man who to date has not shown himself to be a fabricator or prevaricator.

 
10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

You spelled “mentally disturbed” wrong. 

3 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

You know you're doing something right on DL if you get a vomit react from BBO 😁

Amazingly, after 9 months on here, that's my first vomit reaction received!  You are honoured, BBO


1 hour ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Amazingly, after 9 months on here, that's my first vomit reaction received!  You are honoured, BBO

and now you have a three-peat. congrats, outstanding work (and all achieved without stuie's contributions)

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Never thought of myself as one, but I do wear thongs occasionally.

Im going to have to assume footwear...

Can't be too sure in this thread ...with some posters ... 

 

58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

romsey manor dam in winter

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The "blue" being .....poignant.... 🙄🙄🙄

36 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

The "blue" being .....poignant.... 🙄🙄🙄

and for all those sheilas planning to rush to romsey, don't bother, it has melted

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and for all those sheilas planning to rush to romsey, don't bother, it has melted

There are of course .......... arrh ..... shall I say ...... alternative options dc .

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

There are of course .......... arrh ..... shall I say ...... alternative options dc .

it's a bit too cold for croquet today, uncle

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On 4/29/2023 at 3:27 PM, daisycutter said:

it's a bit too cold for croquet today, uncle

I had potato and leek croquettes on Sunday.


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AFL Tonight has clearly lost touch with footy fans.

15 minutes tonight talking about Andrew Dillon and 30 seconds on Kozzie.

Show will fold if they keep this garbage up:

So Gill the Dill is superceded by Andrew the Dill..

Game in good hands....  Boyz club... bunch of Dills 

On 4/29/2023 at 11:09 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Bah to you both.

The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

If there's a more considerate legend on DL i have yet to see it

On 4/29/2023 at 11:21 AM, Redleg said:

I know you to be man who to date has not shown himself to be a fabricator or prevaricator.

Glad to see Uncle finally getting some kudos from you Red.  Very generous

On 4/29/2023 at 11:09 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Bah to you both.

The bottle is deliberately out of picture in order not to appear boastful about my extravagant taste in Shiraz.

I am very sensitive about offending any penurious people who dote on my wisdom.

I thought it was off the table to keep it away from your companion who seems to have only a coffee cup...😉

And talking of coffee cups?  Polystyrene 😮 !!!

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26 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Drunk Happy Hour GIF

I was once persuaded to have one more glass of red, and out came one of those filled with a full bottle of 707 

Yes I did finish it, very nice. I have no recollection of the rest of the evening. 

 
44 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I was once persuaded to have one more glass of red, and out came one of those filled with a full bottle of 707 

Yes I did finish it, very nice. I have no recollection of the rest of the evening. 

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