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5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

Are you sure it was the Pitbull that scared them away, or was it the stench of self righteousness, liquor and bitterness coming from The Manor?

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37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

interesting uncle, i always imagined you as having a couple of rhodesian ridgebacks

33 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Are you sure it was the Pitbull that scared them away, or was it the stench of self righteousness, liquor and bitterness coming from The Manor?

you shouldn't make azzumptions ak. you know what they say about them 😄

 
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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

 

Did the dog also keep the femmes fatale at bay, perhaps providing an explanation for your grouchy countenance and demeanour?

6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

interesting uncle, i always imagined you as having a couple of rhodesian ridgebacks

For me, it is more like some French hunchbacks ...


3 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

For me, it is more like some French hunchbacks ...

now now r&b, i don't think the frenchies had any giant pitbulls like this

Meet 'Hulk': The Giant 175lb Family Pit Bull | DOG DYNASTY

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

now now r&b, i don't think the frenchies had any giant pitbulls like this

Meet 'Hulk': The Giant 175lb Family Pit Bull | DOG DYNASTY

and if you think that pic was faked or an optical illusion, try this one on for size (and no, before you ask, i don't have any idea what is going on here

Hulk, At 173 Lbs, Might Be The World's Biggest Pitbull ...

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

and if you think that pic was faked or an optical illusion, try this one on for size (and no, before you ask, i don't have any idea what is going on here

Hulk, At 173 Lbs, Might Be The World's Biggest Pitbull ...

Wow she's really short 

 
Just now, AzzKikA said:

Wow she's really short 

and the nice little dog mad a mess of her jeans

6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

you shouldn't make azzumptions ak. you know what they say about them 😄

"They", always sticking their noses in where they're not wanted


You guys all make me laaarrrfff!

THANK you!!

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

Where do the Fila Brasilieros fit in the menagerie family tree, then, BBO? Short lived, through lack of chickens?


14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

time to bring back the bananas?

...Or what about some fun with this for a while, from @Whispering_Jack's great summary of yesterday's hit-out:

"...Lachie Hunter who looks like being the yin on the wing to the yang of Ed Langdon..."

i.e., would that be 'wing and wang', then?

(And, is 'that Numberwang!'?...)

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

time to bring back the bananas?

Yes Giant Bananas.

I have never been bitten by a banana.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes Giant Bananas.

I have never been bitten by a banana.

your wish is my command

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes Giant Bananas.

I have never been bitten by a banana.

Anything for you Red

 

 

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Now there is a movie about a bear on cocaine. Surely they know bears prefer weed,

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5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear'  Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

Isn’t that BBO’s pet lizard?

 
5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

it ain't gonna be nothin compared to...

Attack of the Meth Gator' - The Asylum Teases Their Own 'Cocaine Bear'  Mockbuster - Bloody Disgusting

Pffftt it's only a Gator, if it was a croc I'd be worried.


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