The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,600]

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do they have corks in the cask?

these do, mr leg

[layzie 33,733]

19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Things are deadly quiet at The Manor too Red! 

Nearly time to uncork a shiraz.

What are you waiting for!

[Redleg 40,809]

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No need to bring vulgarity into the conversation Red!

Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

Edited August 12, 2022 by Redleg

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

4 minutes ago, layzie said:

What are you waiting for!

If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

[Redleg 40,809]

17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

TBH I would have thought our season decline would have driven you to harder stuff. There are some cheap brandy’s on the shelf at squire Murphys store.

We are in the last chance saloon and need to keep winning from now on, or it’s closing time.

Edited August 12, 2022 by Redleg

[Guest]

Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

🤣🤣🤣
I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

[Redleg 40,809]

Do they have a cask size shower holder for Uncle Bitter?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do they have a cask size shower holder for Uncle Bitter?

I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

[Redleg 40,809]

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

For me it would probably be Pepsi Max.

Yes I am a heathan.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

🤣🤣🤣
I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

@picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

[daisycutter 29,600]

23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

🤣🤣🤣
I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

it needs a "roof" on it else it will get soap suds in it, yuk

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

@picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

I actually bought it this time last year so they’re no longer available. But since they’d been reduced from $15 to $10, then $5, then $1 each, I bought the last two in stock. So I do have one unopened. 😁

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

For me it would probably be Pepsi Max.

Yes I am a heathan.

I would have thought you were more of a banana smoothie man ...

[Redleg 40,809]

1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I would have thought you were more of a banana smoothie man ...

Well now that you mention it.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Well now that you mention it.

Perhaps the sprinklers can alternate?

[layzie 33,733]

10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

it needs a "roof" on it else it will get soap suds in it, yuk

Haha 'suds'

[Redleg 40,809]

Boys win on Friday and we have both teams in Prelim.

Women looking good too.

Edited August 27, 2022 by Redleg

[DemonFrog 1,354]

On 8/27/2022 at 7:54 PM, Redleg said:

Boys win on Friday and we have both teams in Prelim.

Women looking good too.

What happened Red?

[layzie 33,733]

Good day for it.

[old dee 23,744]

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

What happened Red?

Shot ourselves in the foot DF. 

[Redleg 40,809]

26 minutes ago, old dee said:

Shot ourselves in the foot DF. 

Yep.

[Neil Crompton 5,446]

6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

What happened Red?

I reckon we got the loading wrong, and needed to play an extra game to be spot on for the GF.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

31 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I reckon we got the loading wrong, and needed to play an extra game to be spot on for the GF.

Or we just wanted to belt the Lions again to prove a point ... :-)

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

What happened Red?

We lost the QF so that JJ and Harry P get to play their 50th game on GF day rather than Round 1 next season. 😝

[Redleg 40,809]

32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We lost the QF so that JJ and Harry P get to play their 50th game on GF day rather than Round 1 next season. 😝

Very sensible.