The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 40,891]

 I cant delete my original post .

Edited March 24, 2020 by Redleg

[Moonshadow 17,676]

You know the tune....

[Earl Hood 6,086]

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

 I cant delete my original post .

Which if you could retrospectively, would have saved 1055 posts of absolute nonsensical drivel, of fantastical dreams that never happened, of characters that never existed? 

Edited March 24, 2020 by Earl Hood

[Moonshadow 17,676]

I was devastated to hear about Eddie McGuire during the current outbreak. Apparently he's fine.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll see myself out...

[Bitter but optimistic 22,233]

12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Which if you could retrospectively, would have saved 1055 posts of absolute nonsensical drivel, of fantastical dreams that never happened, of characters that never existed? 

And what a loss to the literary world that would have been!!!

[hemingway 7,625]

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

You know the tune....

I know I have posted on this technique before, but the Indian squat makes toilet paper redundant. 

How do you think I coped during the Italian and Spanish Civil Wars, let alone on my hunting and fishing exploits.

Clean, hygienic and efficient. And forget the gym. Its a great way to strengthen your quads, improve core strength and lower back, and for old guys like myself, improves balance out of sight. The other benefits include fertilizing your veggie patch, pot plants and roses. 

Garden paths, front porches, outside the backdoor and driveways should be avoided. .

Close to the fence of unpleasant neighbours, preferably close to a back door or open window is therapeutic for controlling anger and mood.   

 

 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,233]

4 hours ago, hemingway said:

I know I have posted on this technique before, but the Indian squat makes toilet paper redundant. 

How do you think I coped during the Italian and Spanish Civil Wars, let alone on my hunting and fishing exploits.

Clean, hygienic and efficient. And forget the gym. Its a great way to strengthen your quads, improve core strength and lower back, and for old guys like myself, improves balance out of sight. The other benefits include fertilizing your veggie patch, pot plants and roses. 

Garden paths, front porches, outside the backdoor and driveways should be avoided. .

Close to the fence of unpleasant neighbours, preferably close to a back door or open window is therapeutic for controlling anger and mood.   

 

 

As you know Ernie, I’m not one to cast nasturtiums but your good self and @Moonshadow appear to be sharing a rather peculiar fixation!!

[hemingway 7,625]

19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

As you know Ernie, I’m not one to cast nasturtiums but your good self and @Moonshadow appear to be sharing a rather peculiar fixation!!

Perhaps, seems to run in the family. I must admit that in urban environments I always travel with a roll of toilet paper given the unsanitary nature of public toilets. Also to prevent arrest from the constabulary. They need greater ethnicity in the ranks of those in blue. 

We are in times of change Uncle and our behaviours must change. That includes your local massage joint and even chores and rituals in the Manor.  Have you had to stand down the maid or does she have something to fall back on? 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,233]

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Perhaps, seems to run in the family. I must admit that in urban environments I always travel with a roll of toilet paper given the unsanitary nature of public toilets. Also to prevent arrest from the constabulary. They need greater ethnicity in the ranks of those in blue. 

We are in times of change Uncle and our behaviours must change. That includes your local massage joint and even chores and rituals in the Manor.  Have you had to stand down the maid or does she have something to fall back on? 

“ Stand down the maid “ ! Don’t be silly Ernie.  Who else is going to massage my tinnea ?

In fact, I am considering expanding the hired help at The Manor

I am currently searching for a butler. Something new - after all,  I’ve never been buttled before.

[Redleg 40,891]

19 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Which if you could retrospectively, would have saved 1055 posts of absolute nonsensical drivel, of fantastical dreams that never happened, of characters that never existed? 

I meant the current post, not my Original post that started this thread.

If this site makes you unhappy, you are free to depart and leave it to those who enjoy it, of which there are thousands.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,233]

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I meant the current post, not my Original post that started this thread.

If this site makes you unhappy, you are free to depart and leave it to those who enjoy it, of which there are thousands.

You’re a bit testy Red.  
Our good Earl Hood was merely being humorous 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

“ Stand down the maid “ ! Don’t be silly Ernie.  Who else is going to massage my tinnea ?

In fact, I am considering expanding the hired help at The Manor

I am currently searching for a butler. Something new - after all,  I’ve never been buttled before.

I hear Alan Jones' ex butler is looking for work, with benefits.

Edited March 25, 2020 by Moonshadow

[Moonshadow 17,676]

If you are a wog, you'll appreciate this:

https://youtu.be/VGMQO5frsSk

Edited March 26, 2020 by Moonshadow

[Redleg 40,891]

On 3/25/2020 at 6:16 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

You’re a bit testy Red.  
Our good Earl Hood was merely being humorous 

Yes, these times are testing my finely tuned sense of humor.

[Earl Hood 6,086]

On 3/25/2020 at 5:57 PM, Redleg said:

I meant the current post, not my Original post that started this thread.

If this site makes you unhappy, you are free to depart and leave it to those who enjoy it, of which there are thousands.

Sorry Red should have added a smiley ? face I guess. Although looking at my post the only inaccuracy was that I meant 1055 pages and 26000 plus posts. All the rest stands. I mean we have a dead writer who blew his brains out 60 years ago still providing input, albeit, quite insightful, to this thread! A frog from WA with a fetish for bananas, someone who thinks he is the ghost that walks in Burwood, and not to speak of a sexual deviant from Romsey who means well but it’s that tinnea thing that keeps us from fully engaging. And what’s with the Moon guy? You see it is all an allusion. 

Red you realise that it is just you and me that are real in all these posts but then again I am not totally sure about you. It maybe it is just me who is real in this prolongated pantomime. After all I am the Earl of Hood, no one can dispute that. 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

 

[old dee 23,787]

Haven't been on for a couple of weeks. Have had better ones so I may have missed comment but is there any one else who is [censored] off with AFL players? The world is crashing around us and they seem to be demanding 50+ % of their salaries for doing nothing. Have they not noticed the thousands who are now without $1 of income. This lot is making me sick. May be what finally pushes out away from the game.

[Redleg 40,891]

On 3/27/2020 at 9:53 PM, Earl Hood said:

Sorry Red should have added a smiley ? face I guess. Although looking at my post the only inaccuracy was that I meant 1055 pages and 26000 plus posts. All the rest stands. I mean we have a dead writer who blew his brains out 60 years ago still providing input, albeit, quite insightful, to this thread! A frog from WA with a fetish for bananas, someone who thinks he is the ghost that walks in Burwood, and not to speak of a sexual deviant from Romsey who means well but it’s that tinnea thing that keeps us from fully engaging. And what’s with the Moon guy? You see it is all an allusion. 

Red you realise that it is just you and me that are real in all these posts but then again I am not totally sure about you. It maybe it is just me who is real in this prolongated pantomime. After all I am the Earl of Hood, no one can dispute that. 

I am hanging in Earl.

[Kent 2,909]

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

[Moonshadow 17,676]

I used to cough to cover up a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough....

[old dee 23,787]

5 hours ago, Kent said:

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

Sadly the opertunaty to do that decreases by the day.

[MyFavouriteMartian 572]

12 hours ago, Kent said:

So happy all you guys appear to share the same delusion

It begs the question" What is real"

This thread always makes me smile Thanks guys!

I'd like to ask you, Is  'What is real',   real, anyway.?

[Kent 2,909]

10 hours ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

I'd like to ask you, Is  'What is real',   real, anyway.?

Well Marty 

Real is really real right??

[Moonshadow 17,676]

In an unsettling reversal of my teenager years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out...

[old dee 23,787]

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

In an unsettling reversal of my teenager years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out...

Now you know how they felt Mr. Shadow.