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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I'm over the breakfast menu discussion. Bananas, fruit ...... muesli FFS! You blokes need to get onto a real Aussie mans breakfast.

Tomatoes on toast - with cheese of course and lots of pepper.

It's made me the man I am.

You must eat kilos of tomatoes and cheese every morning then...

 

I'm over the breakfast menu discussion. Bananas, fruit ...... muesli FFS! You blokes need to get onto a real Aussie mans breakfast.

Tomatoes on toast - with cheese of course and lots of pepper.

It's made me the man I am.

I might look at Tomatoes with trepidation in future :unsure:

But your menu is too vague. Tinned Tomatoes or fresh , sliced and lightly fried ? Plastic cheese or some real variety ? Kiddie white toast of something more substantial.....well ...what say you ??

well butter me on both sides. i didn't know rolf harris was at the G :wacko:

He would have painted it many colours, including red. He would be handy in defence against North Melbourne, as he likes to tie kangaroos down ... :)

 

Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

I might look at Tomatoes with trepidation in future :unsure:

But your menu is too vague. Tinned Tomatoes or fresh , sliced and lightly fried ? Plastic cheese or some real variety ? Kiddie white toast of something more substantial.....well ...what say you ??

If I could be so bold as to speak for Bbo I would suggest all of the above in the one sitting bb


If I could be so bold as to speak for Bbo I would suggest all of the above in the one sitting bb

Not a massive fan of white bread OD...Dont mind a French Loaf though

Not a massive fan of white bread OD...Dont mind a French Loaf though

French is always good bb

Just ask Mr. Hird

Not a massive fan of white bread OD...Dont mind a French Loaf though

a french oaf is another man's french tart...oui?

 

Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

Would do everybody just fine Biff.

But the cold pizza still stuck to the cardboard box would be an all time favourite.and the smoke and the goodbye to whoever else was in the bed with you from the nights hunting.

Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

Better than waking up with a hangover next to a badly wrapped kebab Biff...


Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

No doubt you will also leave this mortal coil with your falafel in hand.

If I could be so bold as to speak for Bbo I would suggest all of the above in the one sitting bb

Correct OD but in moderate portions.

BTW my form in the gym is progressing admirably. I am becoming quite sveldt.

Got rid of mine (hangover) this morning with a beer and a 250gm block of chocolate

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Got rid of mine (hangover) this morning with a beer and a 250gm block of chocolate

Don't have too much chocolate.

Bout time somebody expressed what real breakfast is about,maybe an egg and some bacon with the martoes and toast.

Somehow this page up till now has been controlled by health nutters,they all want to live past 90{like OD} .

Live for today boys,eat real food and die happy{and fat}

day 4 month anniversary.

Have you no pride in your appearance Jizza? How can a fat balding bloke expect to pull sheillas?


BTW. For all you trolls and ignorami (eg Moonshadow) that obviously know little of the world of a gourmet like myself I am presently cooking a romantic meal for myself and my beloved - freekah pilaf.

BTW. For all you trolls and ignorami (eg Moonshadow) that obviously know little of the world of a gourmet like myself I am presently cooking a romantic meal for myself and my beloved - freekah pilaf.

I suppose there is rice in it. Peasant food to me. Enjoying a lovely rib-eye with scallop and prawn sauce. Followed by the obligatory bottle or 2 of McClaren Vale red!

BTW. For all you trolls and ignorami (eg Moonshadow) that obviously know little of the world of a gourmet like myself I am presently cooking a romantic meal for myself and my beloved - freekah pilaf.

I bet she's freekan out at the thought of eating something you cooked.

I think it's spelt Freekeh. You must be middle eastern to eat that tripe!

I suppose there is rice in it. Peasant food to me. Enjoying a lovely rib-eye with scallop and prawn sauce. Followed by the obligatory bottle or 2 of McClaren Vale red!

What the hell is wrong with you Clint? The best reds are from the Barossa.

I bet she's freekan out at the thought of eating something you cooked.

She's ready to eat out of my hand Moonie!


What the hell is wrong with you Clint? The best reds are from the Barossa.

She's ready to eat out of my hand Moonie!

Sundays are McClaren Vale nights, last night was Barossa night but apparently I slept through it!

Sundays are McClaren Vale nights, last night was Barossa night but apparently I slept through it!

Cheap [censored]. Anyway gotta go - oven timer just went ding ding.

What the hell is wrong with you Clint? The best reds are from the Barossa.

She's ready to eat out of my hand Moonie!

She'll need to drink a sht load of Barossa red to kill the germs from your filthy hands mate.

 

Cheap [censored]. Anyway gotta go - oven timer just went ding ding.

Freekeh in the oven? Do have a dozen Glaetzer Bishop 2009 in the cabinet. You may like?

Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

Fitness and diet DVD's have been created out of less.


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