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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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It an excellent day here as well.

Sun shining, birds singing, what more could I want?

Wait the number 13 has just entered my head for some strange reason?

Painted on the side of a "Double B" no doubt - there would be sufficient space.

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    It an excellent day here as well.

    Sun shining, birds singing, what more could I want?

    Wait the number 13 has just entered my head for some strange reason?

    13 birds? O 13 beers? :blink:

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    13 birds? O 13 beers? :blink:

    I think its so far away its impossible to tell at this time.

    But the Letter M keeps appearing.

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    71 Wednesday. 7 & 1 = 8 Oh dear, he's gone.

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    So I was sitting in the old Gardiner Stand at Visy Park watching the TAC Cup Preliminary Final with Melon22 and over to our right was the GWS entourage including SOS and a really fat bloke who I'm led to believe is getting paid $120k pa for sitting around watching kids playing footy.

    fatman.jpg

    (apologies for the grainy picture but my Iphone camera isn't up to standard ASIO issue)

    Positive ID.

    My informant tells me he's put on weight up in Sydney.

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    Positive ID.

    My informant tells me he's put on weight up in Sydney.

    Put on "weight" put on weight.

    He looks like a spaghetti muncher at drug dealers funeral.

    We lost nothing,except another JWs like headache.

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    71 Wednesday. 7 & 1 = 8 Oh dear, he's gone.

    I am looking at the 2015 MFC players list and can not see anyone with the number 8

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    I am looking at the 2015 MFC players list and can not see anyone with the number 8

    Look under L for Lumumba.

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    Look under L for Lumumba.

    No Way!

    He Collingwood which means it will end badly for us.

    I am still recovering from Mark Neeld and the part time forward who still on the list.

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    Where is the Shiraz Monster?

    Must be Shampooing the mirken.

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    Put on "weight" put on weight.

    He looks like a spaghetti muncher at drug dealers funeral.

    We lost nothing,except another JWs like headache.

    You are repeating yourself, jazza, which is not a good sign ... Have you personal experience of drug dealers' funerals? Hope not! :lol:

    Keep staying off the durries ...

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    Sometimes all you can do is laugh, even if it is in bad taste ...

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    Thursday I heard on the grapeViney is 70. 7 & 0 = 7

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    Where is the Shiraz Monster?

    Must be Shampooing the mirken.

    Romantic evening with Herself Indoors.

    KFC, paper napkins, diet coke, Sarah lee cheesecake, 20 yr old po rn DVD ...... spare no expense!

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    Romantic evening with Herself Indoors.

    KFC, paper napkins, diet coke, Sarah lee cheesecake, 20 yr old po rn DVD ...... spare no expense!

    and a 20 yo bottle of ky gel

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    Pretty quiet on the footy news front at the moment.

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    Pretty quiet on the footy news front at the moment.

    19 and counting

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    So we have Goodwin as senior assistant coach.

    Sounds like a quality guy http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/international/2013-04-13/second-coach-implicated-in-essendon-crisis/1115802

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    Yep,women,french and umpiring does a whole lot for me.

    119 days.

    So a French woman umpire calling out "Holding the ball!" would provoke an interesting reaction, I bet ... :blink:

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    So we have Goodwin as senior assistant coach.

    Sounds like a quality guy http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/international/2013-04-13/second-coach-implicated-in-essendon-crisis/1115802

    doesn't look great in print. Is there any chance this guy could be banned?

    It would be in keeping with the luck the MFC have endured for my entire existence.

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    doesn't look great in print. Is there any chance this guy could be banned?

    It would be in keeping with the luck the MFC have endured for my entire existence.

    Is there any Doubt as he now at the MFC the most investigated Club in the AFL.

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