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No stetson{i dont wear hats}

Spose i am a bit of a toff,now that i think about it.I dont rip off stubbie tops with me teeth.

Its actually fox season and im spending more on bullets than beer ATM.bloody greenies got fox traps banned.

Anybody who knows a young richardhead that wants too shoot and pay for his own ammo,send him my way.

And no,not shoot as in needle shoot biff.

I have tried several times to get a gun license Jizza but the govt in it's wisdom has declined to provide me with one.

If you need my services in the future I am more of knife man.

 

First tim this year "callow" has been used on this thread.

Kudos bbo kudos ,take an extra $5.00 out of the till.

Redleg and WJ will be overcome with happiness at the word.

 

I have tried several times to get a gun license Jizza but the govt in it's wisdom has declined to provide me with one.

If you need my services in the future I am more of knife man.

Biff, you need either a gun or a fast escape plan. Did you not explain the perils associated with your lifestyle to the relevant authorities?

Biff, you need either a gun or a fast escape plan. Did you not explain the perils associated with your lifestyle to the relevant authorities?

I did write a list of all the people I wanted to blow away and send it to them for review.

Probably not the best decision in hindsight .


Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

That explains the hobby farm.

Dont forget to wear gumboots.

 

Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

Great film based on the life of DC and his protoge.

Hopefully you manage to stay conscious while you romance yourself.


Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

Pure squatocracy.

Great film based on the life of DC and his protoge.

Hopefully you manage to stay conscious while you romance yourself.

think your confusing that movie with lolita biffo

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Well here it is, Mitch Clark day.

Yes sunday is 74. 7 & 4 = 11

Well here it is, Mitch Clark day.

Yes sunday is 74. 7 & 4 = 11

Is that the I want to play with anyone besides Melbourne Clark?

So I was sitting in the old Gardiner Stand at Visy Park watching the TAC Cup Preliminary Final with Melon22 and over to our right was the GWS entourage including SOS and a really fat bloke who I'm led to believe is getting paid $120k pa for sitting around watching kids playing footy.

fatman.jpg

(apologies for the grainy picture but my Iphone camera isn't up to standard ASIO issue)


Yes I can picture jizza strutting about in the moleskins and handmade RM Williams boots. Complete with stetson made from tanned udders of course. Must bring a tear to the poddy calves eyes.

Stetson? Bah! Septic rubbish! Real Aussies wear Akubras. Best use of rabbits ever ... :):)

Jazza and some young bloke who knows his way around a gun sounds like a combination that shouldn't be messed with .... :)

So I was sitting in the old Gardiner Stand at Visy Park watching the TAC Cup Preliminary Final with Melon22 and over to our right was the GWS entourage including SOS and a really fat bloke who I'm led to believe is getting paid $120k pa for sitting around watching kids playing footy.

fatman.jpg

(apologies for the grainy picture but my Iphone camera isn't up to standard ASIO issue)

The bloke with the grey beard in the forefront,is it OD? or maybe he looks to young to be OD.

Did you know today is National Irrelevance Day

A special day for demons fans :wub:

Sadly that is not restricted to one day dc

Sadly that is not restricted to one day dc

Its a great day as the Shockers are out of the finals

Its a great day as the Shockers are out of the finals

I thought last night you would be happy DF.

I notice a Mr. Sylvia did not get a run. How is he enjoying the WAFL?

I thought last night you would be happy DF.

I notice a Mr. Sylvia did not get a run. How is he enjoying the WAFL?

He left the MFC to become a bench warmer.

But was under the understanding he would play finals footy.

Blind Freddy could see that one coming.

Another interesting Fact is he went from an team that came second last in the AFL to one that was second last in the WAFL ROFLMAO

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He left the MFC to become a bench warmer.

But was under the understanding he would play finals footy.

Blind Freddy could see that one coming.

Another interesting Fact is he went from an team that came second last in the AFL to one that was second last in the WAFL ROFLMAO

you cannot help good luck DF

you cannot help good luck DF

He should have asked me before he left.


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