The No T$ No B$ Thread

[beelzebub 23,392]

just when you think this thread can't get any weirder

[jazza 1,323]

  On 30/05/2014 at 09:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

WJ,comes across more of a wheel of cheese,bridge,visit OD for a singalong and cucumber sangers at the botanical gardens groover to me.

[daisycutter 30,027]

  On 30/05/2014 at 11:04, jazza said:

WJ,comes across more of a wheel of cheese,bridge,visit OD for a singalong and cucumber sangers at the botanical gardens groover to me.

think he might prefer line dancing jazza

[Redleg 42,195]

  On 30/05/2014 at 09:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

Zoe looks like Brynne Edelsten's grandfather in drag. She and WJ make a lovely couple.

They would be the King and Queen of the annual Gat Ball.

Edited May 30, 2014 by Redleg

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

  On 30/05/2014 at 11:03, beelzebub said:

just when you think this thread can't get any weirder

I gave up thinking that a while ago, BB ...

[Grapeviney 9,931]

  On 30/05/2014 at 11:44, Redleg said:

the annual Gat Ball.

It's usually a pretty classy affair..

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 30/05/2014 at 12:18, Grapeviney said:

It's usually a pretty classy affair..

The "paraphernalia" on the table is a giveaway. Biff has obviously supplied (at an outrageous price) the poor bastards with some dangerous backyard concoction.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

  On 30/05/2014 at 12:18, Grapeviney said:

It's usually a pretty classy affair..

Is that some sort of new yoga pose? Can't be comfortable. Brings a new meaning to the term 'tree hugger'.

[Maple Demon 449]

  On 30/05/2014 at 12:18, Grapeviney said:

It's usually a pretty classy affair..

Lightweights.

[Maple Demon 449]

  On 30/05/2014 at 11:08, daisycutter said:

think he might prefer line dancing jazza

Or shuffleboard. Hear it is big with the crew that migrate annually to Florida in the winter.

[Maple Demon 449]

Btw, Biff, is that you taking the photo to hang in the Gat Hall of Shame?

[daisycutter 30,027]

  On 31/05/2014 at 23:40, Maple Demon said:

Btw, Biff, is that you taking the photo to hang in the Gat Hall of Shame?

think it might have been mitch moonlighting

[Redleg 42,195]

How in hell does the best thread on Demonland, this one of course, get off the front page of the board? Outrageous.

That is as bad as not taking a date to the Gat yearly ball.

[old dee 24,093]

  On 02/06/2014 at 07:01, Redleg said:

How in hell does the best thread on Demonland, this one of course, get off the front page of the board? Outrageous.

That is as bad as not taking a date to the Gat yearly ball.

It has gone down hill Redleg!

[Biffen 12,949]

  On 31/05/2014 at 01:57, Maple Demon said:

Lightweights.

Yes Maple-sadly these guys were once my life coaches.

I have moved on from their teachings ,yet they have taught me much.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

  On 02/06/2014 at 07:27, Biffen said:

Yes Maple-sadly these guys were once my life coaches.

I have moved on from their teachings ,yet they have taught me much.

Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

[Biffen 12,949]

  On 02/06/2014 at 07:36, Moonshadow said:

Clearly correct posture was not one of their finest lessons Biff.

Not the most entertaining dinner guests I'll grant you moon-but there is enough posturing here for a lifetime!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 02/06/2014 at 08:42, Biffen said:

Not the most entertaining dinner guests I'll grant you moon-but there is enough posturing here for a lifetime!

Come on Biff - you are hardly in a position to judge dinner guests!!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

[Biffen 12,949]

  On 02/06/2014 at 09:22, Bitter but optimistic said:

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

My room mates will be pleased.

They are still recovering from your last trip to town.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 02/06/2014 at 09:37, Biffen said:

My room mates will be pleased.

They are still recovering from your last trip to town.

Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

[Biffen 12,949]

  On 02/06/2014 at 09:42, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

The selective process at The Gatwick insures we get only the best of the best here.

No arseless chap wearing chaps riding into town on demented Alpacas anymore .

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

So are we all going to be part of the 80,000 there on QB?

[Moonshadow 17,678]

  On 02/06/2014 at 09:22, Bitter but optimistic said:

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member".

My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 02/06/2014 at 09:53, Moonshadow said:

As far as paraphrasing goes, that's quite a stretch Bitty. Using your teacher's artistic license to full effect. I think he actually said "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member".

My favourite Groucho Marx line is "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception", or maybe "I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt"

[censored] off Moonie!!

Edited June 2, 2014 by Bitter but optimistic