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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Random banana picture for no good reason ... :blink:

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I see your banana and raise you with two men in tights.

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I see a Mr. C. Schwab has applied for the AFL Players association CEO position.

That would be interesting.

I would have thought that the chances of him getting another AFL gig were very low.

Just might prove he has more lives than your average cat.

You know the old saying OD -- one way to make a fortune is to run a large company, and another way is to stuff up the running of a large company. In other words, there always seems to be a teflon class of manager, to whom nothing ever sticks ...

 

Maple, This thread is inhabited by some very strange types who have nothing better to do than post on this thread. Beware! If in doubt, put yourself in Uncle Bitter's hands.

Uncle Bitter is no relation of Victoria's, by any chance? :blink::blink:

I see your banana and raise you with two men in tights.

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A battle of images with DF? I plead no contest ... :lol:


I have visited the Gallipoli site a few years ago.

A number of people were very emotional there and it was sad to read the stories from both sides of the conflict.

It was interest to see how the Turks regarded the site and i did have a chat to a few Turkish soldiers there.

I haven't been there, but I have been to several other battlefields, including Villiers-Bretonneux. There is always a sadness about them, no matter what the context. Nice touch to talk to the locals, DF.

Some of the posts in this thread are rather strange and confusing. And yet, I can't seem to look away.

Beware. You are walking a very slippery slope Maple. This thread isn't for the faint hearted. BBO had to get a triple bypass to survive it.

Beware. You are walking a very slippery slope Maple. This thread isn't for the faint hearted. BBO had to get a triple bypass to survive it.

Surviving this thread is easy. It is the rest of Demonland that may lead to heart surgery ... :blink::blink:

 

Beware. You are walking a very slippery slope Maple. This thread isn't for the faint hearted. BBO had to get a triple bypass to survive it.

A battle of images with DF? I plead no contest ... :lol:

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That pretty much says it all, DF (so why I am posting this is not clear ... :lol::lol: )


Just as I was starting to feel good about the world in general - Fl og appears. What have I done to deserve this.?

You don't have a man crush Professor?

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You don't have a man crush Professor?

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disturbing !!

disturbing !!

The Professor, picture or both?

I haven't been there, but I have been to several other battlefields, including Villiers-Bretonneux. There is always a sadness about them, no matter what the context. Nice touch to talk to the locals, DF.

Thanks RBB

The colour of the Turkish Soldiers army unit was Red and Blue so it must have been fate that I talked to him.

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Talking of Red and Blue

The Crystal palace FC in England has Red and Blue colours ( blue is more a royal blue ) have as their captain an Australian player

He is now the Captain of The Australian Team

The only down side is they are the Eagles.

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I see your banana and raise you with two men in tights.

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Funny, you see two men in tights, I see the girl in the middle.

Beware. You are walking a very slippery slope Maple. This thread isn't for the faint hearted. BBO had to get a triple bypass to survive it.

Ha, that is odd timing for that post loonshadow. I'm currently in cardio ward with some nurses who are sniggering over a my very untidy brazillian . Had a small job done today but all is well. There is no Shiraz on the dinner menu unfortunately.

Ha, that is odd timing for that post loonshadow. I'm currently in cardio ward with some nurses who are sniggering over a my very untidy brazillian . Had a small job done today but all is well. There is no Shiraz on the dinner menu unfortunately.

Oh No

Just as well you are there today after the budget tonight there will probably be no dinner at all on Wednesday.

Ha, that is odd timing for that post loonshadow. I'm currently in cardio ward with some nurses who are sniggering over a my very untidy brazillian . Had a small job done today but all is well. There is no Shiraz on the dinner menu unfortunately.

i think you are mistaking sniggering for gagging bbo

i'm sure biffo could smuggle in a wee toddy though, but knock back any recreational supplements he may try and sell you

i think you are mistaking sniggering for gagging bbo

i'm sure biffo could smuggle in a wee toddy though, but knock back any recreational supplements he may try and sell you

Nah! A couple became I'll while doing the brazillian and are now in counselling I believe . Only the hardier nurse ratchet types remain


I have a feeling and sincerely hope, you correct the lack of Shiraz later on.

Trust you're on the mend.

 

Lucky for you Bitty they don't charge per meter squared for hair removal. Are you on the healthy diet menu...bangers and mash with bacon side order? Hope the recovery goes well mate.

Nah! A couple became I'll while doing the brazillian and are now in counselling I believe . Only the hardier nurse ratchet types remain

Meanwhile.I trust the lunatics are running the asylum.

MacMurphy- he's not crazy , but he is definitely dangerous.


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