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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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The news is saying he was epileptic, but sad he passed away

No he got a virus, I think called Norse Virus, which induces seizures like bad epilepsy. Tragic news.

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    No he got a virus, I think called Norse Virus, which induces seizures like bad epilepsy. Tragic news.

    I saw an news item about him in my motel room last night.

    Just goes to show never trust the media.

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    After a round of golf at Apollo Bay last year, dropped off to the Hawks? Ground and watched them play against Otway Districts. Interesting battle, hawks home in a canter.

    Gillette would do ok down there as a sponsor....fair to say manscaping is definitely not in their repertoire.

    Entertaining slog in the pig pen in the middle.

    real men have body hair.

    most start shaving at 16 down this way.

    and thats just the girls.

    more facial hair down here than at an greek wedding.

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    Real men! Come off it Jazz. The real men of Romsey are very particular about their overall coiffure. I run the whippersnipper over the armpits daily.

    did you break the angle grinder bbo?

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    Just likes the feel of the whip .

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    Real men! Come off it Jazz. The real men of Romsey are very particular about their overall coiffure. I run the whippersnipper over the armpits daily.

    chainsaw over the chin for myself.

    but dont let me put a downer on the boys from romsey.

    even our woman leave the dunny lid up during use.

    the girls down here are so tuff they drink cordial straight from the bottle.

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    chainsaw over the chin for myself.

    but dont let me put a downer on the boys from romsey.

    even our woman leave the dunny lid up during use.

    the girls down here are so tuff they drink cordial straight from the bottle.

    Now don't get me wrong Jazz - I'm not a prevert or anythink - but how far back do they stand?

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    Now don't get me wrong Jazz - I'm not a prevert or anythink - but how far back do they stand?

    beer,6 feet

    spirits .12 feet.

    cocktails. 14 feet and upwards.

    water ,2 feet

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    beer,6 feet

    spirits .12 feet.

    cocktails. 14 feet and upwards.

    water ,2 feet

    FMD!! You actually measure this stuff? Christ Jazza you play this hard working dairy farmer role but you also lead a life "on the the other side". Nonetheless Biffen and I want to sign on. Daise would like to but he can't give up the blue rinsers. 1800 teats a day - amazing.

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    Real men! Come off it Jazz. The real men of Romsey are very particular about their overall coiffure. I run the whippersnipper over the armpits daily.

    It look like its working well for you and your Romsey mates Bitter

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    It look like its working well for you and your Romsey mates Bitter

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    The Dees forward half.

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    The Dees forward half.

    They look too tall and healthy for that ... :blink:

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    The Dees forward half.

    OMG that the problem.

    Our forward line all live in Romsey next to Bitter.

    And we all know that Bitter is a secret Geelong Supporter.

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    They look too tall and healthy for that ... :blink:

    Yes, my mistake.

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    What more misery can this club cop, now it looks like Clark will retire.

    I would be off the AFL demanding multiple PP's if they want us to not stuff up their next broadcast rights deal and attendances, not to mention inbalance to the ladder. Now is the time to get aggressive with the AFL and get a committment.

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    What more misery can this club cop, now it looks like Clark will retire.

    I would be off the AFL demanding multiple PP's if they want us to not stuff up their next broadcast rights deal and attendances, not to mention inbalance to the ladder. Now is the time to get aggressive with the AFL and get a committment.

    YYYEEESSS about bloody time!

    Can we replace him this season?

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    FMD!! You actually measure this stuff? Christ Jazza you play this hard working dairy farmer role but you also lead a life "on the the other side". Nonetheless Biffen and I want to sign on. Daise would like to but he can't give up the blue rinsers. 1800 teats a day - amazing.

    of course we measure this stuff.

    how else can you judge the woman you want to marry.

    offered biff a chance to help me milk one day{he turned me down}.

    interesting fact for you blokes,cows urine landing on the scalp,promotes hair growth.

    btw,is the one top right,dyson heppel?

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    What more misery can this club cop, now it looks like Clark will retire.

    I would be off the AFL demanding multiple PP's if they want us to not stuff up their next broadcast rights deal and attendances, not to mention inbalance to the ladder. Now is the time to get aggressive with the AFL and get a committment.

    Don't hold your breath Redleg.

    We saw what the AFL did under pressure from the other clubs and in the interests of preserving GWS' first pick.

    Not only that - there are a few Melbourne supporters who hold the view that we can recover without the handouts and who will loudly rant that priority picks are unnecessary or at least undesirable to assist in our recovery and will make a loud noise to that effect. This, despite the fact that the AFL has rules which indicate we're definitely entitled to draft assistance by any measure.

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    real men have body hair.

    most start shaving at 16 down this way.

    and thats just the girls.

    more facial hair down here than at an greek wedding.

    ... and most have neither a roof over their head or the top of their mouths.

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    Not only that - there are a few Melbourne supporters who hold the view that we can recover without the handouts and who will loudly rant that priority picks are unnecessary or at least undesirable to assist in our recovery and will make a loud noise to that effect. This, despite the fact that the AFL has rules which indicate we're definitely entitled to draft assistance by any measure.

    Then they are idiots and blind to our situation.

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    Then they are idiots and blind to our situation.

    and others also believed that Dawes who be a great captain.

    There are some others who thought we would actually win games in 2014.

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    Blind faith is a requirement of becoming a MFC supporter.

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    Don't hold your breath Redleg.

    We saw what the AFL did under pressure from the other clubs and in the interests of preserving GWS' first pick.

    Not only that - there are a few Melbourne supporters who hold the view that we can recover without the handouts and who will loudly rant that priority picks are unnecessary or at least undesirable to assist in our recovery and will make a loud noise to that effect. This, despite the fact that the AFL has rules which indicate we're definitely entitled to draft assistance by any measure.

    WJ I am one that believes we should get over this " a priority draft pick will fix everything" attitude and I still believe it.

    Now that does not mean I don't think we deserve one or need the help provided.

    It is the attitude that annoys me.

    The MFC has bought us to this point the point.

    The MFC chose the last two coaches and FD"s, we chose poorly at the draft table, we chose poor management.

    It has taken us a decade to grind down to the worst list in the competition.

    The competition owes us bugger all we have bought 95% of this on ourselves.

    IMO it is going to take us at least another three years ( including 2014 ) to become even competitive with the top six sides.

    The AFL will only put up with us until the end of the this TV contract as they need the games we provide.

    If we have not dragged ourselves up by then we are in serious trouble for our very existence.

    How many people will watch the Game tomorrow on Foxtel?

    I suggest a few thousand. The broadcasters probably already see us as expendable.

    The future does not look good to me.

    Now you can say I am negative but in my opinion we are at deaths door

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