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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.

AT least Marlon trimmed his nails.

I doubt you offer the lads the same courtesy with your style of husbandry.

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    But I'll bet there are plenty of Brando style long old raincoats.

    Yes well there are always a few that have particular uses for the old mac even when it is not raining. However I imagine they are more likely to be found around The Gat or, heaven forbid, The Pines.

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    AT least Marlon trimmed his nails.

    I doubt you offer the lads the same courtesy with your style of husbandry.

    Business is business Biff - you, of all people, should know that!

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    Two of our biggest names, Roos and Hogan are expected back at training this week.

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    I understand that a prominent Melbourne supporter is also returning to the jurisdiction at the weekend.

    Now WJ you cannot just fling that one out there.

    WHO?

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    If WJ is making reference to DH Derryn then it shames me to think I support the same club.

    bbo and shame has a nice ring to it :lol:

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    DH would really have felt the heat in more ways than one...if indeed he had gone in this last week....

    However, WJ, if you can find a $100K as a donation ..then he will not have to face it at all....

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    He is in the big house it is not DH.

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    Now WJ you cannot just fling that one out there.

    WHO?

    Think he is talking about yours truly.
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    Think he is talking about yours truly.

    ah, yes, he meant thingymabob. thanks, all is clear now

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    54 celsius in the crotch

    6 million flies in the dairy

    daughter and partner gone to beach

    no change on horizon

    32 beers tonight

    all volunteers for helping with milking,get all the beer needed

    dont knock me over in the rush

    Jazza

    I think your Bookkeepers house would be cooler.

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    Romsey

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    Romsey

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    Let's not knock Romsey which was in Melbourne's old country zone and spawned player John Reid who played for us briefly in the early 70s before crossing to his father's old club Footscray. Reid's younger brother, Bruce, was an even better player who Melbourne sought keenly in the mid 70s. Bruce Jr. eventually was cleared to play for the Bulldogs and ended up at Carlton and played over 100 games in total.

    His sons are Ben Reid (Collingwood) and Sam Reid (Sydney) which goes to show that we should have treated Romsey with a lot more respect and simply refused to let the Reids out of grasp all those years ago as it would have given us a couple of ready made key position players under the father/son rule as well no doubt, as a herd of alpacas.

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    Nice tie Bitty.

    Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.

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    Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.

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    Saw Foxtel Sports News last night had an item on GWS training and it was claimed that the usual suspect was training the house down. Reinforces the rumour I heard that a certain knee injury was embellished and played up as somewhat worse than it really was a few years ago to make it easier for a change of clubs at the end of the season.

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    That is an historic image of The Gat Fl og. The portrait on the wall is probably one of Biffen's ancestors. (Although, as I understand it, due to some scandalous activities, the lineage is not clear.)

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    For the hot day ahead

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    For the hot day ahead

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    Need to add some Apricots DF

    My tree is just starting to give ripe fruit.

    If you have not eaten them straight from the tree you have not lived

    Beautiful!

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