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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Mr Leg how is Briefed's hammy

Appears to be fine. Guess it was track too hard and second up from a spell which is usually his poorest run.

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    Banoffee is a delicacy in Scotland.

    Runs a close second to deep fried Mars bars.

    Redleg I think you will have a very heavy track at Seymour. (oops! just checked abandoned)

    Does anyone know a reliable Handyman looking for work?. (sounds a bit oxymoronish)

    Tradies have been letting me down for months.

    Edited by Chippy

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    Congratulations on getting this thread to 200 pages Redleg.

    As one of the moderators on Demonland, I think our decision to allow it to go beyond the second or third page would be, without doubt, the greatest blunder we've made on the site but now that the damage has been done, please continue ...

    Good decision Jack. It's a bye for the Dees this weekend, and consequently my first visit to this thread since 13 Feb. Perhaps I should be spending more of my time here ...... it's considerably less depressing.

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    Congratulations on getting this thread to 200 pages Redleg.

    As one of the moderators on Demonland, I think our decision to allow it to go beyond the second or third page would be, without doubt, the greatest blunder we've made on the site but now that the damage has been done, please continue ...

    With all due respect, WJ, please keep making blunders like this one! :blink:

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    I want to say Hi again

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    Good decision Jack. It's a bye for the Dees this weekend, and consequently my first visit to this thread since 13 Feb. Perhaps I should be spending more of my time here ...... it's considerably less depressing.

    Drop in more often Deeoldfart it is the only thread on demonland these days that gives a reason to log in.

    You can have a discussion here that generally does not lead to personal attack.

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    Congratulations on getting this thread to 200 pages Redleg.

    As one of the moderators on Demonland, I think our decision to allow it to go beyond the second or third page would be, without doubt, the greatest blunder we've made on the site but now that the damage has been done, please continue ...

    I always admire someone who can admit their mistakes WJ

    Oh hang on I just re read ...................

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    Well 200 pages a Tribute to a little common sense in the crazy world of the MFC.

    Who would have thought in July 2011 we would reach this lofty height.

    Among many things a tribute to a simple fruit and common sense.

    Thanks everyone this thread has kept me sane through some very ordinary times.

    I look forward to the 300th page

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    Congratulations on getting this thread to 200 pages Redleg.

    As one of the moderators on Demonland, I think our decision to allow it to go beyond the second or third page would be, without doubt, the greatest blunder we've made on the site but now that the damage has been done, please continue ...

    its actually only you that considers it a blunder, we consider it a pleasant escape :)

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    Drop in more often Deeoldfart it is the only thread on demonland these days that gives a reason to log in.

    You can have a discussion here that generally does not lead to personal attack.

    Good advice I'm sure old dee. Maybe a few of us should have listened more closely to your sage words before the start of the season, .......................... but we shouldn't go down that path now, it could ruin the fabric of this thread, or the thread of this fabric, or something (??).

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    Good advice I'm sure old dee. Maybe a few of us should have listened more closely to your sage words before the start of the season, .......................... but we shouldn't go down that path now, it could ruin the fabric of this thread, or the thread of this fabric, or something (??).

    Absolutley no joy for me mate.

    Fortunately there are other things in the world.

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    Think I'm going to have to change my name to Fossil Dee just to fit in.

    Rubbish we are not ageist , racist or sexist here maurie
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    Rubbish we are not ageist , racist or sexist here maurie

    Well we should be OD and we we need be particularly suspicious of blokes who come from Burwood.

    Edit missing word

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    its actually only you that considers it a blunder, we consider it a pleasant escape :)

    I certainly feel all warm and fuzzy when I enter the thread. Maybe it is due to the aroma of bananas.

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    Redleg I think you will have a very heavy track at Seymour. (oops! just checked abandoned)

    Can't believe that on the last two abandoned meetings, I have had a runner each time. Seymour now transferred to saturday.

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    I certainly feel all warm and fuzzy when I enter the thread. Maybe it is due to the aroma of bananas.

    And the warm feeling of friendship.

    I had what may be the best Pineapple I have ever eaten in Bangkok.

    Lovely and cold from a street cart.

    It was sitting on ice and they sell it to you cut in pieces in a plastic bag.

    Also provide a small bag of sugar and chilli.

    dip the pineapple in the sugar mixture.

    Sounds strange but works really well.

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    yep...and yummm :)))

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    And the warm feeling of friendship.

    I had what may be the best Pineapple I have ever eaten in Bangkok.

    Lovely and cold from a street cart.

    It was sitting on ice and they sell it to you cut in pieces in a plastic bag.

    Also provide a small bag of sugar and chilli.

    dip the pineapple in the sugar mixture.

    Sounds strange but works really well.

    Glad the new teeth are working well OD.

    Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.

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    Glad the new teeth are working well OD.

    Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.

    Have heard plenty of comment on these Biff but have not seen any!

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    Have heard plenty of comment on these Biff but have not seen any!

    I had them offered to me at a roadside stall in Malaysia. I politely declined (although they did look crunchy) and stuck to the warm beer.

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    I had them offered to me at a roadside stall in Malaysia. I politely declined (although they did look crunchy) and stuck to the warm beer.

    Now this is reducing the tenor of the thread but I am told you see them the next day in the loo Bbo!

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