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I could probably swing the Alpaca vote your way RL but I would need an iron clad guarantee that "the boy from Burwood" ceases calling them camels.

Iron clad camels and swinging alpacas? Sounds like a circus (and I am not sure that I want to know how to swing an alpaca ... :blink: )

Of the 27,697 banana references on this thread, this definitely takes the cake. well played sir

Banana cake, of course ...

 
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Banana cake, of course ...

As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

So many possibilities


 

Am I President yet?

As far as I am concerned Yes.

Wonder when Don is calling the Press conference?

So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)


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So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

You could do a lot worse than have WJ as CEO and me as President. Hey wait a minute, they have done a lot worse. Don, I am waiting for your call.

For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

So many possibilities

For a moment there, I thought that said red banana beard, and I have never seen either a red banana or a banana beard (or a banana wirh a beard:-))
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I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.


I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

A better idea might to ban other teams winning there.

The ban starts at midday 13th April 2013

I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

long may you rain redleg

I think Don's call will be through any minute.

Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.
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Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.

Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

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I am thinking of making at least one banana based food compulsory at all MCG food outlets.


banana mascots pre-game would go down well. wouln't need the bugler then

or dress up the bugler as a banana mascot

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Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

I've experienced lots of revolving doors.

So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

Appreciate the thought H_T but given the bagging that our last half a dozen CEO's have received from the media and the public, I'm going to suggest that the club appoints a popular figure for the position who would be completely beyond criticism and who the usual suspects would think twice about before any back stabbing.

I'm nominating Black Caviar for CEO.

 

Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G.

Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse .

Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .


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