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  On 10/04/2013 at 10:09, Bitter but optimistic said:

I could probably swing the Alpaca vote your way RL but I would need an iron clad guarantee that "the boy from Burwood" ceases calling them camels.

Iron clad camels and swinging alpacas? Sounds like a circus (and I am not sure that I want to know how to swing an alpaca ... :blink: )

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      On 11/04/2013 at 12:45, Grapeviney said:

    Of the 27,697 banana references on this thread, this definitely takes the cake. well played sir

    Banana cake, of course ...

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      On 11/04/2013 at 13:14, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Banana cake, of course ...

    As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

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      On 11/04/2013 at 13:41, Redleg said:

    As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

    For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

    So many possibilities

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      On 12/04/2013 at 03:31, Redleg said:

    Am I President yet?

    As far as I am concerned Yes.

    Wonder when Don is calling the Press conference?

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    So who is the CEO?

    WJ?

    As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

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      On 12/04/2013 at 05:36, H_T said:

    So who is the CEO?

    WJ?

    As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

    You could do a lot worse than have WJ as CEO and me as President. Hey wait a minute, they have done a lot worse. Don, I am waiting for your call.
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      On 12/04/2013 at 02:48, dpositive said:

    For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

    So many possibilities

    For a moment there, I thought that said red banana beard, and I have never seen either a red banana or a banana beard (or a banana wirh a beard:-))
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    I think Don's call will be through any minute.

    I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

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      On 12/04/2013 at 23:03, Redleg said:

    I think Don's call will be through any minute.

    I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

    A better idea might to ban other teams winning there.

    The ban starts at midday 13th April 2013

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      On 12/04/2013 at 23:03, Redleg said:

    I think Don's call will be through any minute.

    I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

    long may you rain redleg

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      On 12/04/2013 at 23:03, Redleg said:

    I think Don's call will be through any minute.

    Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.
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      On 13/04/2013 at 00:30, maurie said:

    Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.

    Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

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    I am thinking of making at least one banana based food compulsory at all MCG food outlets.

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    banana mascots pre-game would go down well. wouln't need the bugler then

    or dress up the bugler as a banana mascot

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      On 13/04/2013 at 01:22, Redleg said:

    Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

    I've experienced lots of revolving doors.
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      On 12/04/2013 at 05:36, H_T said:

    So who is the CEO?

    WJ?

    As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

    Appreciate the thought H_T but given the bagging that our last half a dozen CEO's have received from the media and the public, I'm going to suggest that the club appoints a popular figure for the position who would be completely beyond criticism and who the usual suspects would think twice about before any back stabbing.

    I'm nominating Black Caviar for CEO.

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    Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G.

    Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse .

    Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .

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