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I could probably swing the Alpaca vote your way RL but I would need an iron clad guarantee that "the boy from Burwood" ceases calling them camels.

Iron clad camels and swinging alpacas? Sounds like a circus (and I am not sure that I want to know how to swing an alpaca ... :blink: )

Of the 27,697 banana references on this thread, this definitely takes the cake. well played sir

Banana cake, of course ...

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Banana cake, of course ...

As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

As part of my push for an inclusive club I will include carrott cake as well as banana cake. Maybe even some banana bread.

For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

So many possibilities


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Am I President yet?

As far as I am concerned Yes.

Wonder when Don is calling the Press conference?

So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)


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So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

You could do a lot worse than have WJ as CEO and me as President. Hey wait a minute, they have done a lot worse. Don, I am waiting for your call.

For a moment there I thought it read banana beard

So many possibilities

For a moment there, I thought that said red banana beard, and I have never seen either a red banana or a banana beard (or a banana wirh a beard:-))
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I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.


I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

A better idea might to ban other teams winning there.

The ban starts at midday 13th April 2013

I think Don's call will be through any minute.

I am now thinking of banning rain at the G during Melbourne games.

long may you rain redleg

I think Don's call will be through any minute.

Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.
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Call me if you want a boot studder or doorman.

Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

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I am thinking of making at least one banana based food compulsory at all MCG food outlets.


banana mascots pre-game would go down well. wouln't need the bugler then

or dress up the bugler as a banana mascot

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Have you ever studded boots or opened or watched doors before? I want people of experience.

I've experienced lots of revolving doors.

So who is the CEO?

WJ?

As long as it's no fruit cake..(banana excluded)

Appreciate the thought H_T but given the bagging that our last half a dozen CEO's have received from the media and the public, I'm going to suggest that the club appoints a popular figure for the position who would be completely beyond criticism and who the usual suspects would think twice about before any back stabbing.

I'm nominating Black Caviar for CEO.

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Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G.

Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse .

Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .


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