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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'm fairly sure Autocorrect overwrote your self-deprecating 'single', DP.

Or are you boasting?

Let's say boasting even if that is a stretch, as Layzie says...

But yes, singular in the sense of lone in the sense of single, to over-analyse and "hyperbolate" the auto-correct! 

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    5 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Let's say boasting even if that is a stretch, as Layzie says...

    But yes, singular in the sense of lone in the sense of single, to over-analyse and "hyperbolate" the auto-correct! 

    My rule is never let auto-correct take credit for anything, even when it deserves it!

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    Play the kids and see if some enthusiasm can bring a few wins, or likely the season is done.

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    I don't think the appreciators ( is that a word?) of banana delicacies in this thread, had noticed a certain lady had thrown a BANANA milkshake at Nigel Farage last week.

    Only Fans model reveals she spent 8 HOURS in a police cell after throwing McDonald's banana milkshake over Nigel Farage | The Sun

    Is this sacrilege @Redleg?  

    Or is it because McDonalds can't do a banana milkshake properly? 

    It also appears from her social media photos she may be a Demon supporter?

     

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    12 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

    I don't think the appreciators ( is that a word?) of banana delicacies in this thread, had noticed a certain lady had thrown a BANANA milkshake at Nigel Farage last week.

    Only Fans model reveals she spent 8 HOURS in a police cell after throwing McDonald's banana milkshake over Nigel Farage | The Sun

    Is this sacrilege @Redleg?  

    Or is it because McDonalds can't do a banana milkshake properly? 

    It also appears from her social media photos she may be a Demon supporter?

     

    Lets be fair...McDonalds can't do a lot of things properly  ( but their Cappos are ok )

    That demented woman obviously should never have been allowed that milkshake if all she was to do with it was waste it...  quelle horreur

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Lets be fair...McDonalds can't do a lot of things properly  ( but their Cappos are ok )

    That demented woman obviously should never have been allowed that milkshake if all she was to do with it was waste it...  quelle horreur

    bub, it probably had 0% banana, but otherwise i agree

    Edited by daisycutter

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    I would have thought a strawberry milkshake would be more fitting for Farage. 

    Then again, he does love a good split. 

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    Interesting that Gil looks likely to get the CEO gig at Tabcorp.

    Actually, not interesting. It was expected, after how dependent on gambling the AFL has become 

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    On 12/06/2024 at 05:31, Redleg said:

    Play the kids and see if some enthusiasm can bring a few wins, or likely the season is done.

    After last weeks game if we don't play Fullerton then why the hell is he on the list? Billings is NQR, Laurie is not an AFL level talent, and Chandler is seriously out of form. When you add that we are playing two backman in Turner and Petty as forwards it is not hard to see why we are having problems. Howes is a fill in player who without Lever  looks all at sea. Surely there is the opportunity to add a couple of first gamers next week how could they possible contribute less than Howes, Laurie or Chandler?

    Edited by old dee

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    Lose to the Roos and we will see it hit the fan.

    I am putting on my protective poncho.

    Edited by Redleg

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    @old dee, @Redleg; you are vertebrae* in this thread! How could you inject the slipped discs of actual football talk into it - and with nerve pinching negativity at that!

    Back to inanity, gentlemen, please!

     

    * (at least part of) the backbone

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    9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    @old dee, @Redleg; you are vertebrae* in this thread! How could you inject the slipped discs of actual football talk into it - and with nerve pinching negativity at that!

    Back to inanity, gentlemen, please!

     

    * (at least part of) the backbone

    Well your request is my task.

    Why do some people call it jam, while others call it conserve, not to mention the Yanks calling it jelly?

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    7 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Hopefully it happens, I want to see the servers here catch fire.

    This thread is like 'barley', or parliament with its privilege, isn't it, layze; you can safely say stuff that would elsewhere be roundly slinged and arrowed! 😄

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    5 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    This thread is like 'barley', or parliament with its privilege, isn't it, layze; you can safely say stuff that would elsewhere be roundly slinged and arrowed! 😄

    That's because we operate under a banner of truth and tackling the hard stuff others won't.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Well your request is my task.

    Why do some people call it jam, while others call it conserve, not to mention the Yanks calling it jelly?

    Attaboy!

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    4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Attaboy!

    Just needed the encouragement.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Well your request is my task.

    Why do some people call it jam, while others call it conserve, not to mention the Yanks calling it jelly?

    ...forcing them to call their jelly 'jello'!

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well your request is my task.

    Why do some people call it jam, while others call it conserve, not to mention the Yanks calling it jelly?

    No one cares what Yanks think.....other than Yanks of course....  

    They've bastardised the language and therefore forfeited any relevance.

    As in..Tonite I'm thru with donuts.

    That said at least there are those around who sorely test the limits of Darwinism that'll probably dial 911 thereby doing us all a favoUr ;) 

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    8 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...forcing them to call their jelly 'jello'!

    See how educational this thread is.

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    5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    No one cares what Yanks think.....other than Yanks of course....  

    They've bastardised the language and therefore forfeited any relevance.

    As in..Tonite I'm thru with donuts.

    That said at least there are those around who sorely test the limits of Darwinism that'll probably dial 911 thereby doing us all a favoUr ;) 

    What has the Northern Territory got to do with this?

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    42 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What has the Northern Territory got to do with this?

    Something about Hurricane Tracy?

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Something about Hurricane Tracy?

    Did that affect the jam crop?

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