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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This thread definitely declines in quality without my tasteful input!

Lead us to redemption, BBO 👼

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This thread definitely declines in quality without my tasteful input!

    Ya Think?

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    Greetings erstwhile bs wordsmiths. It’s been wayyy too long since I dipped my big toe into the murky swamp of this thread. What’s become of all my favourite warriors? Bitters, Old Dee, Frog, Hemingway. Have you drowned in a puddle of single malt /shiraz/ debauchery (BBO)? Have you lost your way and actually now discuss football? Surely at least one of you will be talking about the boys training up a storm? Helloooo?

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    8 hours ago, Demonstrate said:

    Greetings erstwhile bs wordsmiths. It’s been wayyy too long since I dipped my big toe into the murky swamp of this thread. What’s become of all my favourite warriors? Bitters, Old Dee, Frog, Hemingway. Have you drowned in a puddle of single malt /shiraz/ debauchery (BBO)? Have you lost your way and actually now discuss football? Surely at least one of you will be talking about the boys training up a storm? Helloooo?

    Welcome back .

    BTW, the boys are training up a storm, which should hit Melbourne ( the city ) about 9.00 pm tonight.

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    Quiet weekend coming up for true footy fans, Dees not playing.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Quiet weekend coming up for true footy fans, Dees not playing.

    Training at Gosch’s today (Saturday). 👍🏽

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Training at Gosch’s today (Saturday). 👍🏽

    I will send the builders in to fix up all the houses being trained down.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I will send the builders in to fix up all the houses being trained down.

    good luck finding a builder, red, let alone building supplies.

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    good luck finding a builder, red, let alone building supplies.

    Might ring Michael Warner for a few names, as being an expert in tearing things down, he should know a few people who can rebuild.

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    43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Might ring Michael Warner for a few names, as being an expert in tearing things down, he should know a few people who can rebuild.

    you could also try Shaqiri and Kutlesovsky who are real expert developers and demolitionists.

    The Corkman Irish Pub Article heading image for Historic Melbourne Pub Demolished WITHOUT PERMISSION

     

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    On 25/02/2024 at 12:23, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Dear, sweet 640… you do know there’s places on the internet other than Demonland that are teeming with Bristols, right? These sites are also free, and you don’t have to trawl through the MFCSS in order to see said Bristols… and they’ll bring more than a smile to your face 😜

    Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

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    On 23/02/2024 at 14:46, daisycutter said:

    looxury, sheer looxury

    I had a pen and inkwell and a piece of crinkled up paper

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    On 27/02/2024 at 21:14, Demonstrate said:

    Greetings erstwhile bs wordsmiths. It’s been wayyy too long since I dipped my big toe into the murky swamp of this thread. What’s become of all my favourite warriors? Bitters, Old Dee, Frog, Hemingway. Have you drowned in a puddle of single malt /shiraz/ debauchery (BBO)? Have you lost your way and actually now discuss football? Surely at least one of you will be talking about the boys training up a storm? Helloooo?

    I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

    Yes it’s a full time job, being disgraceful, certainly keeps me well busy 

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    27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

    I know you need a break between debauches, you can use that to post.

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    14 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Yes it’s a full time job, being disgraceful, certainly keeps me well busy 

    I got told off for my habit of being a little sarcastic and nasty when talking to my friends and now as a result I have changed to a full time, saccharine sweet guy, giving off continual compliments to them and it is driving them crazy.

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    1 hour ago, forever demons said:

    Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

    Only appears sweet and innocent. Her crush on the boys appears sweet but is it really innocent? 

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    58 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm too busy debauching to post !!!

    “The tone” of this thread has suddenly gone down a few pegs. 

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I got told off for my habit of being a little sarcastic and nasty when talking to my friends and now as a result I have changed to a full time, saccharine sweet guy, giving off continual compliments to them and it is driving them crazy.

    Ooh no. What a hideous job to be burdened with!

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I know you need a break between debauches, you can use that to post.

    Wash your hands first though 

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Only appears sweet and innocent. Her crush on the boys appears sweet but is it really innocent? 

    No, no it’s not 

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    3 hours ago, forever demons said:

    Someone as sweet and innocent as your self should not know of such things

    BAHAHAHAHA! You’re funny. 😁

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    On 23/02/2024 at 18:10, Redleg said:

    Trying to take my mind off all things Dees, I just bought the magic, bread fresh container from Global Direct.

    I am looking forward to eating bread that is not covered in mould.

    Oi Red, update on the bread box please. If it truly keeps the bread from growing new and interesting species I will swim the Pearl River to get one.

    On 26/02/2024 at 10:52, forever demons said:

    No its not it would be like having sex in the day time

    Exemptions: During an afternoon nap at the beach house following a morning swim / when there's a event you don't want to go to and need to convince the other person to procrastinate / and interrupting Mario Kart.

    3 hours ago, forever demons said:

    I had a pen and inkwell and a piece of crinkled up paper

    Pfft. I had a needle and an old rag. The needle was for both writing and for drawing blood from my fingertips. For the rest of my life the ends of my fingers all look like [censored].

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Oi Red, update on the bread box please. If it truly keeps the bread from growing new and interesting species I will swim the Pearl River to get one.

     

    No mould yet and been a few days.

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