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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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The grunting by the women tennis players, is not only disgusting and off putting, but imo bordering on cheating.

 

 
12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Probably worst ways to go than in a spa bath I suppose.

 

Personally, I can't think of many worse ways to go or be found

Maybe @Ethan Tremblay can enlighten us?

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

The grunting by the women tennis players, is not only disgusting and off putting, but imo bordering on cheating.

 

Don't be so sexist....it's bloody annoying from whoever does it.

It puts me right off some players.

 
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5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Don't be so sexist....it's bloody annoying from whoever does it.

It puts me right off some players.

Not being sexist at all and in fact it was my wife who is more annoyed than me.

More of the women grunt than the men and they sort of squeal and scream.

It wasn’t around years ago and is a modern phenomenon.

31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not being sexist at all and in fact it was my wife who is more annoyed than me.

More of the women grunt than the men and they sort of squeal and scream.

It wasn’t around years ago and is a modern phenomenon.

I'm really starting to enjoy your observations here Red.

Please continue.


58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not being sexist at all and in fact it was my wife who is more annoyed than me.

More of the women grunt than the men and they sort of squeal and scream.

It wasn’t around years ago and is a modern phenomenon.

Sorry Mr and Mrs Leg. I wasn't really serious about the misogyny accusation. It was really more of a segue into how annoying I find it too.

I wonder if it actually uses more energy grunting and screaming like some of them do.

A few of the blokes are pretty noisy as well.

Your right it wasn't around in the fine days of Kooyong and it's a blight on the modern day if you ask me. I mean if you just had a twenty shot rally, then yea a grunt after reaching for that forehand down for the line for the point, then maybe.

But a noise after every single shot is just silly.

 

Edited by leave it to deever

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5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm really starting to enjoy your observations here Red.

Please continue.

I thought you might like my observations of a game, in which the score starts with love and can lead to one side having an advantage.

 
2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

SEVEN weeks to go.

Me I like football but there's a lot of things around......

how about a-round banana?

Round Bananas (Strange Fruits) - YouTube

On 22/01/2024 at 16:08, Ethan Tremblay said:

Back when I was a detective in the police, I was the only cop that actually wanted to do press conferences, but I was never allowed. To this day, still no idea why. 

I can guess why ET


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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

how about a-round banana?

Round Bananas (Strange Fruits) - YouTube

Now we are talking. Superfood.

On 22/01/2024 at 07:46, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems that, once again, truth wins the day. There actually is a UBO dc.

UNIVERSITÉ DE BRETAGNE OCCIDENTALE 

Based in the Breton port city of Brest, UBO in June 2023 declared an ambition to be known as the "Oceanic university of France". While this aspiration led to some concern that other disciplines might be downgraded, it suits the university’s location and existing profile. 

Founded in 1971, UBO has a roll of around 22,000 students, about two-thirds of them undergraduates, both in Brest and at its base in Quimper. 

The 14,500 undergraduates divide between the faculties of letters and human science, sports and exercise science, science and technology, medicine and health, dentistry and law, economics and management.

The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

Also, what is going on with the departments there?

sports and exercise science - okay

science and technology - yep

medicine and health - mm-hmm

dentistry and law - WHAT?

On 22/01/2024 at 17:01, Ethan Tremblay said:

Perhaps bitters, perhaps. I went to this job once where the bloke had been dead in a spa-bath for three weeks. The jets in the bath were still going when we walked in. The boss wasn’t too happy when I titled the job “human soup” within the report. I haven’t been able to eat a lamb shank since. 

Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Ugh. Even regular spas accumulate a layer of white fat residue on the sides just like stewpots do if you don't clean them out right away. Knew a guy who had to drain out and scrape the sides of the AIS heated spas once a fortnight. You wouldn't think all those athletes would leave behind so much fat.

I... respect the necessity of very dark humour. #ganzersyndrome

Bloody hell Goffy! 

I am trying to unremember reading that.

My Australia Day snags won't be the quite same today!


38 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Happy Australia day folks.

 

With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

First time I’ve done that. 

( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

That's a lot of republics! 😁

On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

I wish I was kidding.

Edited by Little Goffy


On 26/01/2024 at 10:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

With so many woke wankers telling me what I should or should or should not celebrate, I went and purchased an Aussie flag to adorn The Manor’s dog ute.

First time I’ve done that. 

( The flag was made in China and purchased from a Lebanese operated thrift shop.  That’s multiculturalism at its best! )

Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

They're celebrating by having a national day of telling Muslims they don't belong.

I wish I was kidding.

Seems to be a similar situation in Gaza.

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Meanwhile I've been trying to locate some plastic straws on the black market.

Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

 
On 25/01/2024 at 20:36, Little Goffy said:

The student association motto is 'Brest is best'.

Also, what is going on with the departments there?

sports and exercise science - okay

science and technology - yep

medicine and health - mm-hmm

dentistry and law - WHAT?

Now you're milking it.

Edited by redandbluemakepurple

15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

Now you're milking it.

Better not. The area is famous for its natural salt production and impenetrable hedges.


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