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42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0-d7wfPwei/

Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

...and be glad I'm not on social media.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

    Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

    I will do some research on it.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I will do some research on it.

    Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 

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    23 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 

    Might struggle.

    I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

    I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Might struggle.

    I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

    I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

    They call them underarmers.

    They go well with ice cream.

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    On 18/12/2023 at 19:05, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

    ...and be glad I'm not on social media.

    It’s actually pretty funny. 😁

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    On 20/12/2023 at 12:04, daisycutter said:

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

    Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆

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    1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆

    That’s a new one.

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    On 18/12/2023 at 20:18, Redleg said:

    M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

    Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

    Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

    Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

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    8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

    Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

    Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

    M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

    Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

    Chocolate-Peanut-No-Bake-Banana-Boats-sc

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    5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

    Chocolate-Peanut-No-Bake-Banana-Boats-sc

    A delightful feast.

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    Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

    What would you know?

    You probably think a Tic Tac is the same as a Jila mint.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What would you know?

    You probably think a Tic Tac is the same as a Jila mint.

    Hey! I’m discerning when it comes to all things confectionery. I’m also an expert on such. For example: I predicted Hubba Bubba would be the VHS of bubblegum and Spurt would go the way of Betamax. And I was right!

    Although, not gonna lie… I preferred Spurt over Hubba Bubba. 

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Hey! I’m discerning when it comes to all things confectionery. I’m also an expert on such. For example: I predicted Hubba Bubba would be the VHS of bubblegum and Spurt would go the way of Betamax. And I was right!

    Although, not gonna lie… I preferred Spurt over Hubba Bubba. 

    I still remember the old Bazookas.

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    56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I still remember the old Bazookas.

    I had to Google it. Apparently there was a Bazooka Joe comic strip in each packet (?) Pretty impressive, if true. Also, the consensus appears to be that you could blow “ginormous” bubbles. Again, impressive. 

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    On 28/12/2023 at 23:16, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

    That makes at least two of us.

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    On 28/12/2023 at 23:16, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Give me Smarties over M&Ms any day. 

    You would probably prefer a " chocolate flake" over a "scorched peanut bar."

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    7 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    who wouldn't!

    Me.

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