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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 15/11/2023 at 20:00, leave it to deever said:

Speaking of cricket..

 

What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

 

you need some good R&B from the '60s ... lots to pick from

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    On 15/11/2023 at 19:50, Bitter but optimistic said:

    [censored] deever !

    Under no circumstances could you support the Indians!

    If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

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    8 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

    Now onto the next 30000 posts.

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    Yours was 30,028  and full of merit.

    this thread is full of insightful thoughts 

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    3 hours ago, 640MD said:

     

    this thread is full of insightful thoughts 

    The air we breathe, is not the same we breathe out.

    Redleg Friday 17th November.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    The air we breathe, is not the same we breathe out.

    Redleg Friday 17th November.

    ditch the pipe, mr. leg.

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    13 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

    How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

    It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

    Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

    PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

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    Nobody nominated "Born to run"for the saxophone songs.

    Which reminds me of the time President Obama hosted Mr Bruce Springsteen at the white house.

    I quote the former presidents words to Bruce...

    "I may be the president but you will always be the Boss."

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    The Heat is On, Glenn Frey.

    Harden my Heart, Quarterflash.

    Who can it be now, Men at Work.

    Also Lily was Here, Dave Stewart and Candy Dulfer.

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    7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

    It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

    Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

    PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

    Ahhh BBO, I would say never change... except I suspect you don't need the encouragement!

    Good luck with your cultural exchange!

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    Another quiet week on DL coming up.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Another quiet week on DL coming up.

    We need one because the houses will start falling in early December.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    We need one because the houses will start falling in early December.

    I have tried to liven things up on the draft threads and the fish are biting.

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    On 15/11/2023 at 17:31, Moonshadow said:

    Who the hell let you back in???

    Seems standards have lapsed.

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    Well the girls follow the guys and go out in straight sets.

    At least we are a consistent club.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are just the man to lower them even further.

    It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

    We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

    We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

    Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

    Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

    Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

    Never was so much owed to so many by so few.

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    56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

    Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

    Repeat after me, quickly:

    " ooh wah, tagooh, siam "

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    53 minutes ago, layzie said:

    At least we've got each other. 

    Well that's not much.

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    What is this “FOUND BIKE” of which they speak??? What a foreign concept: the notion of somebody finding a bike then attempting to locate the owner in order to return it. Wouldn’t see such a thing in Snorbs. Stolen bike, maybe. But even then, why bother… it’s not like you’ll ever see said bike again. What planet is Parkville on anyways? 😁

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    On 16/11/2023 at 23:51, daisycutter said:

    What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

    Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

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    1 hour ago, Fanatique Demon said:

    Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

    haha, you sure mixed up that response

    doesn't matter, but

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