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Redleg
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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:


I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

Be careful its not a serial killer, who is just trying to lure you home and steal your collar.

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    23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    You're not in Sydney, yeah?

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    No, here in the Queen of the South.

    Tasmania?

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    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

    The dusty wine will fit in beautifully at the dusty Manor.

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    I hate football. 

    Then stay on here.

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    9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
    At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

    Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
    Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

    Can I be your old friends friend?

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    On 9/22/2023 at 11:38 AM, Redleg said:

    How many casks?

    Do you still have your collar?

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

    I am not sure, but I think I am perceiving a hint of sarcasm.

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    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

    My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

    What a team.

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

    ( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

    The fact that Pickett hasn't been on to this by now is of huge concern.

    Hope he's ok!

    He's been vomiting his way across and over 'land' for many days now 

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We have really thrown away a potential flag. We beat both those GF sides this season.

    Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

    Go figure.

    And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

    And meanwhile we've got this:

    https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

     

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    53 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Just us and Essendon, who beat us.

    Go figure.

    And yes, we did. But I'm hoping to enjoy 2024 on its merits, not with baggage.

    And meanwhile we've got this:

    https://www.melbournefc.com.au/video/1436492/aflw-team-song-melbourne?videoId=1436492&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1695373342001

     

    Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

    Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

    Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

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    34 minutes ago, IRW said:

    Nowhere near Brisbane..you're kidding yourself. 

    Everyone in the top half can have a win..its winning when it's tough or when it matters that makes a genuine Premiership team.

    Both those sides also beat Melbourne this year...and how does the record vs Carlton fit into your rather childish argument 

    Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

    And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

    Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

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    Well at least we didn't kick badly this weekend.

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