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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

nevertheless, both sides lost the same number of wickets - 18

one side won

Great captains knock.

 
7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Great captains knock.

and i just loved his 2 sixes in one root over. that made such a difference at a key time

14 hours ago, Monbon said:

Yep, Philipines galore. Hey, my brother, have you heard of Nebbiolo and Sangiovese and the dreaded fey Pinot Noir? And, what the f is wrong with the Noble Cab Sav????

Cab Merlot pls Mon

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

In this modern world of enlightenment and high regard for minorities, I am coming out and admitting, "I like Midori and really like Kahlua".

As for wine, I dislike reds and don't really like whites.

Shiraz-yuk.

I have a Rose' here that will be right up your alley then Red

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1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I have a Rose' here that will be right up your alley then Red

Would only drink it if nothing better around.


21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Philistines , Mongols, barbarians at the front door ..... what is this thread coming to?

I have tried endlessly to add some refinement to this thread but , apparently, I have failed miserably.

I'll say it again. The only libation for a refined gentleman is .... of course Shiraz.

Follow Uncle Bitter's advice - you won't go wrong!

 

21 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

A good single malt scotch is without doubt better than any cheap, coconut sugar drink, even better than the young grape juice that some here quaff down

I rarely visit this thread, but honestly, enough's enough! Toughen up chaps, for god's sake! This ain't no '80's disco

To clarify, for the sanctity of the thread (its sanity is beyond redemption, and said sanctity is teetering...) the Malibu n Milk is a holiday drink, with its summery mate, a G&T: I do take the occasional (well earned) holiday, from reds - generally shiraz but open to the varietal spectrum depending on what sort of head I need to wear next morning - and single malts. I don't mind the peated, either, though not to everyone's taste. Thoughts?

Does anyone else here like white spirits generally but cannot, simply cannot even get whiff of gin without genuinely feeling foul?

I think it is a phenomenon similar to how some people are massively repelled by coriander and simply cannot believe anyone would let it into their digestive system.

 
12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Photography is a great hooby and nothing wrong with being proud of one's body. 

I wonder if BBO is into photography, would he ever over expose?

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would only drink it if nothing better around.

I hate Rose' also but in the category of "lolly water wine" this one is surprisingly good.

Riverstone Estate...actually all their stuff is up there imo.

Their Shiraz in particular was a real stand out for mine...

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37 minutes ago, dworship said:

I wonder if BBO is into photography, would he ever over expose?

Must you, dw? No really, MUST YOU?! 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Must you, dw? No really, MUST YOU?! 

This is the thread for it and please refrain from yelling at me. I get that enough at home. 🤣

Just now, dworship said:

This is the thread for it and please refrain from yelling at me. I get that enough at home. 🤣

STOP POSTING GROSS THOUGHTS AND I’LL STOP YELLING AT YOU!!!

Anyways, unless up-skirting in public restrooms is considered photography then I’d hazard a guess that BBO isn’t into photography.   

I had an offer from Boozebud for Norman's Regional Series Shiraz. $168 for the Dozen, only till midnight though.

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

STOP POSTING GROSS THOUGHTS AND I’LL STOP YELLING AT YOU!!!

Anyways, unless up-skirting in public restrooms is considered photography then I’d hazard a guess that BBO isn’t into photography.   

First of all that's all in the interpretation. Secondly I think you are very close to personal abuse of BBO and way out of line with your comment. I understand you don't like what he says but you keep taking the bait. If you had of questioned him taking photos inside the kaftan you might have got a better response. I will quote Mrs Dw here "I don't get boy humour". You obviously don't either. I use to think your to and fro responses to him were humourous and lighthearted, clearly he now knows how to push your buttons and that has now turned into something else. Put him on ignore and me to if you are unhappy with what I have to post.

 


3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I really shouldn't have stayed up all till 4am watching the Ashes. Fading fast.

Great effort!

1 hour ago, dworship said:

First of all that's all in the interpretation. Secondly I think you are very close to personal abuse of BBO and way out of line with your comment. I understand you don't like what he says but you keep taking the bait. If you had of questioned him taking photos inside the kaftan you might have got a better response. I will quote Mrs Dw here "I don't get boy humour". You obviously don't either. I use to think your to and fro responses to him were humourous and lighthearted, clearly he now knows how to push your buttons and that has now turned into something else. Put him on ignore and me to if you are unhappy with what I have to post.

 

Oh boy. I’m currently in an alternate universe. I don’t know what’s real and what isn’t. Moreover, I don’t care. I need sleep. Lots of it. Give Mrs dw my best wishes. 🥰

On 6/20/2023 at 9:26 AM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

Mine is Mount Gay  OP Always loved the name and the rum is sweet and powerful.  Shots with beer chaser on a cold afternoon

My old man loved it with milk go figure

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10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

STOP POSTING GROSS THOUGHTS AND I’LL STOP YELLING AT YOU!!!

Anyways, unless up-skirting in public restrooms is considered photography then I’d hazard a guess that BBO isn’t into photography.   

Heard a joke the other night, about a parent speaking two languages to the kids, English and Yelling.

49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Heard a joke the other night, about a parent speaking two languages to the kids, English and Yelling.

Sounds like a Greek or Italian household 🙃


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1 hour ago, layzie said:

Sounds like a Greek or Italian household 🙃

Then there could be 3 languages.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Then there could be 3 languages.

Yeah, but one of them would always be in yelling form. 

3 hours ago, Kent said:

Mine is Mount Gay  OP Always loved the name and the rum is sweet and powerful.  Shots with beer chaser on a cold afternoon

My old man loved it with milk go figure

My OM's was whiskey and milk.

Thankfully the blended variety...

 
20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Does anyone else here like white spirits generally but cannot, simply cannot even get whiff of gin without genuinely feeling foul?

I think it is a phenomenon similar to how some people are massively repelled by coriander and simply cannot believe anyone would let it into their digestive system.

I can go a vodka martini but won’t go the gin version 


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