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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

Irony  much

Shape of a Pattie ??  meh

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

Oooh baby now we're talking.

Warning....May contain peanuts.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

 
26 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

That was the Polly waffle

 

31 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

A Chokito in the water had the desired effect

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Not only looked like a terd, tasted like one too! Or so I'm told.


22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Failure. Clearly wasn't a true snorbs girl !!!

I failed to mention Moodie worked at the St Albans branch of the State Bank - humble beginnings - then again, I can better that, I cleaned the dunnies at the State Bank Head Office, corner Swanston and Bourke, when my first wife left me - and my girlfriend lived in Albion, round the corner from where I lived. Her dad once asked my mum if she wanted to see ths lights of Keilor from the top of the southern hill overlooking the main drag. My mother took me along to ride shot gun... 

40 minutes ago, Monbon said:

I failed to mention Moodie worked at the St Albans branch of the State Bank - humble beginnings - then again, I can better that, I cleaned the dunnies at the State Bank Head Office, corner Swanston and Bourke, when my first wife left me - and my girlfriend lived in Albion, round the corner from where I lived. Her dad once asked my mum if she wanted to see ths lights of Keilor from the top of the southern hill overlooking the main drag. My mother took me along to ride shot gun... 

You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

That’s now CBA head office.

 
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Since we won I will give you all a treat and remind you of the nougat bar.

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

No drugs: just a temporary memory loss: I have had 93 jobs, after all, hated 89 of them. Then again, reading Camus and Dostoevsky after I'd cleaned the dunnies, being paid to sit out till 9PM..... Yep, Elizabeth street, Bourke St corner, I was there when it flooded in 1971 or so, had walked down through the rain from Alcoa's Head Office, corner Bourke and Williams, title Accounts Clerk, to watch the streets being 'swept away'. I was a great poet in them days....


1 minute ago, Monbon said:

No drugs: just a temporary memory loss: I have had 93 jobs, after all, hated 89 of them. Then again, reading Camus and Dostoevsky after I'd cleaned the dunnies, being paid to sit out till 9PM..... Yep, Elizabeth street, Bourke St corner, I was there when it flooded in 1971 or so, had walked down through the rain from Alcoa's Head Office, corner Bourke and Williams, title Accounts Clerk, to watch the streets being 'swept away'. I was a great poet in them days....

You've gone to [censored] since then!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You've gone to [censored] since then!

Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

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Just now, Monbon said:

Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

BBO was celebrating his 50th birthday.

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

None of your [censored] business!

You are so Tankanterous tonight. Have you drunk three bad bottles in a row? 


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22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm retiring for the night - you can all GAGF !!!

One of your better posts.

45 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Quite agree. I write great short stories now. And you? What were you doing in 1971?

Seven years for (shall we say an  indoor crime) Five with good behaviour (unlikely!)

14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I only drink good bottles

ooooh, drink bottles, uncle?  you must have a throat like linda l.


26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ooooh, drink bottles, uncle?  you must have a throat like linda l.

Good heavens dc - I didn't think you would speak of such things !

On 5/12/2023 at 6:16 PM, Redleg said:

I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.

Re-discovered these a few weeks back courtesy of my lil storm cloud.

Forgot how much better than a Tim Tam they are and you have a cheerful time eating them as well apparently.  Unbeatable for $2.25 atm!

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On 5/13/2023 at 11:57 AM, daisycutter said:

Hoadley's was a melbourne company. They then merged with pommy rowntrees to become rowntree-hoadley, Eventually they sold out to nestle who dropped many hoadley originalls including the original hoadley tex bar known (quite rightly) as the "king of chocolate bars".

so put that in ya pipe and smoke it 

Seem to recall they had one of the best show bags when they were just Hoadleys including some treats that were exclusive to the bag!

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21 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

Wasn't that ye olde polly waffle?


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