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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

 

I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

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    40 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i swim sideways too, mr leg.  problem is i never mean to.

    Spot on DC

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    28 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    I've been underwater for so long that none of this directional commentary matters!

    That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    That’s an important talent to possess, especially when someone drops one in a crowded lift.

    Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

    Edited by DeelightfulPlay

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    2 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

    I always aim to please.

    I am into pleasure.

    Edited by Redleg

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    16 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Spoken like a barrister to a solicitor, Mr Leg!  You know we love a sign off 

    DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

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    10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    DP! Y-Y-You’re a…solicitor??? But you seem so nice! 

    Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

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    5 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Look, some of us are cool!  I'm a tech lawyer (which means I'm deluded)

    I like the technicalities in law too.

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    5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

     

    Plenty of good surf spots in this thread!

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    18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I think it depends on whether you're swimming with or against the considerable rip.

     

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    9 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

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    What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

    I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

    Edited by Lucifers Hero

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    15 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

    I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

    LH the best part* of that wine tasting was the the Chateau cardboard coffee...while seemingly out of place, a worthy participant (and savior!)

    I suspected as much

    *Oh i also upset a Lions supporter after he spotted my Premiership cap 😁

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    56 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    What is it with disposal coffee cups among finer glassware!😮

    I'm sure it is for the host but does P&O not have proper cups!

    There you go Luci...success following a cafe' reconnoitre 20230506_121919.thumb.jpg.404e4959a18937f68b341af257ac8785.jpg

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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    Another quiet week on DL.

    Seems like nothing happening at all.

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Another quiet week on DL.

    Seems like nothing happening at all.

    Apparently the club went to Brisvegas , went to the parks, some golf and caught a game.

    What happens there... stays there ;)

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    Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

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    7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

    King didn't look all that happy. Maybe had indigestion, or a headache from the crown.

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    3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

    According to PK we already are

    🍌🍌🍌🤣🤣🤣

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    9 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

    not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

    there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

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    20 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Sorry to interrupt the love fest peeps but is it time to become a Republic based on the coronation celebrations?

    Is it over yet? I have been watching the replay and I'm about 17 hours in and they haven't arrived at the chapel yet. No spoilers but anyone know how it ends?

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    King didn't look all that happy. Maybe had indigestion, or a headache from the crown.

    Probably likes the trappings of being the head honcho but hates circulating amongst the common folk.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

    there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

    Will President's round suffice?

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    23 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    not against the idea, but i'd like a heck of lot more detail on what a republic would look like and what constitutional changes would be made

    there are some very, very ordinary republics around the world

    I thought you'd be right into "banana" republics dc!

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