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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Wonderful time saving creation !!!!

Where can I get one of those?!!!!!!

 

In this case I mean the bucket .... not the classy sheila.

 

Guzzling it down like apple juice. 

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Wonderful time saving creation !!!!

    Where can I get one of those?!!!!!!

     

    In this case I mean the bucket .... not the classy sheila.

     

    Good old Amazon!

    Big wine glass

    Edited by AzzKikA

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    1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    I thought it was off the table to keep it away from your companion who seems to have only a coffee cup...😉

    And talking of coffee cups?  Polystyrene 😮 !!!

    Luci, your post is underlined by a number of assumptions - none  of which is complimentary to my good self.

    Nonetheless , my companion was defrocked Demonlander Biffen, a noted abuser of drugs and alcohol. So attempting to hide the bottle would most certainly have ended in a violent altercation.

    As to the polystyrene cup - I have no recollection - but, be assured, it was not used for any form of libation.

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    1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    If there's a more considerate legend on DL i have yet to see it

    Glad to see Uncle finally getting some kudos from you Red.  Very generous

    Excellent work DD !!

    I shall be nominating you for post of the year.

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    32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Excellent work DD !!

    I shall be nominating you for post of the year.

    Unbelievable.

    I compliment you.

    Demon Dynasty compliments my generosity in complimenting you and you nominate him for post of the year.

    Get off the casks, they are seriously affecting your mind.

    I bumped into your ex maid outside an establishment that provides physiotherapy, or at least massages, as the neon sign said and she was horrified at this latest behaviour of yours.

    I am one of your few friends on here and you insult me.

    Next you will be saying that WCW is nicer than me.

    What is this world coming to?

     

     

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    28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Unbelievable.

    I compliment you.

    Demon Dynasty compliments my generosity in complimenting you and you nominate him for post of the year.

    Get off the casks, they are seriously affecting your mind.

    I bumped into your ex maid outside an establishment that provides physiotherapy, or at least massages, as the neon sign said and she was horrified at this latest behaviour of yours.

    I am one of your few friends on here and you insult me.

    Next you will be saying that WCW is nicer than me.

    What is this world coming to?

     

     

    Nasty retort as usual Red.

    And, for that reason (among many) ..... I do admit to taking delight in offending you.

    However, and let's be clear on this, I do have my limits.

    Even I, at my worst, would  never say that "WCW is nicer" than you. I mean, that is way beyond the pale, outrageous, egregious etc. etc.

    I do have my limits after all.

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    2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Drunk Happy Hour GIF

    Hope you asked WCW before going public with that Azz

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    52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Unbelievable.

    I compliment you.

    Demon Dynasty compliments my generosity in complimenting you and you nominate him for post of the year.

    Get off the casks, they are seriously affecting your mind.

    I bumped into your ex maid outside an establishment that provides physiotherapy, or at least massages, as the neon sign said and she was horrified at this latest behaviour of yours.

    I am one of your few friends on here and you insult me.

    Next you will be saying that WCW is nicer than me.

    What is this world coming to?

     

     

    Get off the casks.. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    How's the Malibu partying going ?

    Asking for a friend 

    ( yes i have one...   ) 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Wonderful time saving creation !!!!

    Where can I get one of those?!!!!!!

     

    In this case I mean the bucket .... not the classy sheila.

     

    Quite distasteful but probably in keeping with the environs of Romsey. Not the portrayal of a sophisticated bon vivant. Perhaps a mob should visit the Manor one day just to explode the myth of The Manor and the fictitious character of Uncle Bitters. 

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    44 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Quite distasteful but probably in keeping with the environs of Romsey. Not the portrayal of a sophisticated bon vivant. Perhaps a mob should visit the Manor one day just to explode the myth of The Manor and the fictitious character of Uncle Bitters. 

    In keeping with our 'kind' ....perhaps we should carry flaming tridents ?? 

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    1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Hope you asked WCW before going public with that Azz

    Never! If @WalkingCivilWar wants to be a booze hag in public, it's free game.

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    51 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    In keeping with our 'kind' ....perhaps we should carry flaming tridents ?? 

    Excellent, I'll bring the pillow slips and a suitable length of rope.

    Edited by ManDee
    Is kk kevin koming?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    8520ED09-9E75-4388-879E-90CB5CF32D3D.thumb.jpeg.4e056de12b70043593ec9dca33e29281.jpegAn interesting piece topiary I observed while in the ‘burbs this morning 

    Are you familiar with Rorshach ??? 

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    2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Hope you asked WCW before going public with that Azz

    I am NOT, I repeat, NOT blonde!!!!!

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

     

    I am one of your few friends on here and you insult me.

    Next you will be saying that WCW is nicer than me.

    What is this world coming to?

     

     

    I don’t have to compliment BBO; just by acknowledging his existence I’m being exceedingly magnanimous. I’ll leave the grovelling to the brown-noses of the world (not mentioning names *cough* you *cough*).  

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    8520ED09-9E75-4388-879E-90CB5CF32D3D.thumb.jpeg.4e056de12b70043593ec9dca33e29281.jpegAn interesting piece topiary I observed while in the ‘burbs this morning 

    would that be someone p155ing into the wind off the balcony

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    1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

    Never! If @WalkingCivilWar wants to be a booze hag in public, it's free game.

    Holy smokes, a gal doesn’t grace Demonland with her presence for a couple of hours and comes back to a veritable den of iniquity, with her good self the main target of such disparagement.

    This thread would be immediately shut down if the mods ever bothered to read it, which they don’t since they’re not masochists. As far as I know, that is

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    39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    8520ED09-9E75-4388-879E-90CB5CF32D3D.thumb.jpeg.4e056de12b70043593ec9dca33e29281.jpegAn interesting piece topiary I observed while in the ‘burbs this morning 

    Amazin. What else?

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Luci, your post is underlined by a number of assumptions - none  of which is complimentary to my good self.

    Nonetheless , my companion was defrocked Demonlander Biffen, a noted abuser of drugs and alcohol. So attempting to hide the bottle would most certainly have ended in a violent altercation.

    As to the polystyrene cup - I have no recollection - but, be assured, it was not used for any form of libation.

    Where is Biffen, why was he deflocked? I miss him/

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Nasty retort as usual Red.

    And, for that reason (among many) ..... I do admit to taking delight in offending you.

    However, and let's be clear on this, I do have my limits.

    Even I, at my worst, would  never say that "WCW is nicer" than you. I mean, that is way beyond the pale, outrageous, egregious etc. etc.

    I do have my limits after all.

    whtf does egregious mean?

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