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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

4 weeks into the season and we have some very unseemly behaviour from footballers being aired.

The AFL PR department and spin doctors will be hard at work.  That was  an unintentional pun.

Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

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    4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    Unfortunately most people can have a d…head moment.

    I just hope that it’s never one of ours.

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    On 4/7/2023 at 1:43 PM, daisycutter said:

    uncle bitters at the footy

    Demon Png Image - Cow And Chicken Devil, Transparent Png , Transparent Png Image - PNGitem

    Any reason you photoshopped the over-sized glass of Shiraz out that uncle was chugging in the right hand there DC??

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    13 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Any reason you photoshopped the over-sized glass of Shiraz out that uncle was chugging in the right hand there DC??

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    Is it too much to ask?

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    45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

    Good call, things are red and angry enough without that!

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    Just now, layzie said:

    Is it too much to ask?

    Right? There shouldn’t need to be a dedicated policy. 

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    47 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    being a family friendly site, i thought it was scary enough as displayed

    besides it wasn't a glass of shiraz i photoshopped but some unsavoury b&d gear

    Black & Decker huh.  Never picked Uncle as a "getting your hands dirty - DIY" sorta guy!

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    18 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Black & Decker huh.  Never picked Uncle as a "getting your hands dirty - DIY" sorta guy!

    He can surprise us all.

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    Just now…

    My son: mum, can you make me a spag bol? I’m starving.

    Me: sure, but I’m watching the footy right now.

    Him: (not knowing I plan on watching every match today including flicking between the two 7:20pm games tonight) No worries. After the footy is fine.

    Me: 😏

     

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    He can surprise us all.

    Absolutely!  Uncle's a D'land legend 💪🏼

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

    All too true. Unfortunately the world seems to have a permanent oversupply of them 🤐

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    On my iPad for the Casey game and then to the tv, for todays feast of Demons’ footy.

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    I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

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    3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

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    2 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

    Good solution.

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    57 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I fixed that problem I retired. 

    I wish!

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    Boys must be accumulating plenty of frequent flyer points this week.

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    Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

    Maybe the Crows game that we lost by a point?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I know that feeling od !!!!

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

    That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

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    On 11/11/2022 at 11:42 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 

    That is a bit nasty - unless you mean a season ending injury to his self esteem.  

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

     

    A gold watch? ⌚😆

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