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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I think I will wait for Cocaine Croc vs Kong....

the original or the rematch?

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    the original or the rematch?

    The trilogy ...

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    My son just said that I should grow up and start acting my age.

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    I have no idea why he would say that. 😁

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    7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My son just said that I should grow up and start acting my age.

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    I have no idea why he would say that. 😁

    Did he say that because your drawing looks like scribble?

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    1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

    Did he say that because your drawing looks like scribble?

    My drawing/scribble was done in anger, kinda like a 3yo throwing a tantrum.

    I’m gonna put a pic of another player over it so as I’m not reminded of that Dog(ga) every time I enter my kitchen. 😠

    I just remembered the one (and only) thing I’ll miss about Luke Jackson… ANB’s mum Shazza sometimes sits with us during matches. When she first heard “Dogga” she thought it was “Donga” and nobody corrected her since it was never not funny to hear her yell out “Go Donga!” 😁

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    The trilogy ...

    Sounds like something out of Celebrity Deathmatch!

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    On 2/26/2023 at 6:48 PM, AzzKikA said:

    This it? Looks like it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Inspired by true events too, what were those events, somewhere on earth there is a cocaine event and somewhere else on earth there is a bear event? 🤪

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    Just when you start doubting humanity…. Boom! Something like this is released and it restores your faith. 

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    Just remembered I've got 4 bananas in the fruit bowl that are right at the apex of ripeness, need to see to them quickly.

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Just remembered I've got 4 bananas in the fruit bowl that are right at the apex of ripeness, need to see to them quickly.

    Or peel and freeze them, and then blitz them in the food processor for banana ice cream!

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    Just now, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Or peel and freeze them, and then blitz them in the food processor for banana ice cream!

    Oh for sure, if I leave them a little too long I'll probably just throw them all in for one giant Nutri-bullet experiment! 

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Meaning? 

    Indeed.

    And, dare I say it, that particular thrust of this thread shrivelled to nothing at that very point...

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    Would be pretty confident JVR plays this week and JJ probably a certainty with JV out.

     

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    8 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Indeed.

    And, dare I say it, that particular thrust of this thread shrivelled to nothing at that very point...

    We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

    Definitely not, DL Andy will [censored] it down

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    49 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

    And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

    Serious question; do you think you would need to pull the kaftan up for that?

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

    It's moments like this that make me proud of this thread.

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    23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Meaning? 

    That this is the only thread on Demonland that cannot be derailed ...  this has never been on the tracks in the first place!

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

    No idea how that could be done, with one exception ...

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    59 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    That this is the only thread on Demonland that cannot be derailed ...  this has never been on the tracks in the first place!

    That's why it is special.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

    But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

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    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

    We'll be jusssst fine!

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    11 hours ago, dworship said:

    Serious question; do you think you would need to pull the kaftan up for that?

    No, it’s a thin kaftan.

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    11 hours ago, layzie said:

    It's moments like this that make me proud of this thread.

    You are in a very large group then.

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