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Just now, DeelightfulPlay said:

Or peel and freeze them, and then blitz them in the food processor for banana ice cream!

Oh for sure, if I leave them a little too long I'll probably just throw them all in for one giant Nutri-bullet experiment! 

 
13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Meaning? 

Indeed.

And, dare I say it, that particular thrust of this thread shrivelled to nothing at that very point...

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Would be pretty confident JVR plays this week and JJ probably a certainty with JV out.

 

 
8 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Indeed.

And, dare I say it, that particular thrust of this thread shrivelled to nothing at that very point...

We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

Definitely not, DL Andy will [censored] it down


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49 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

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4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

Serious question; do you think you would need to pull the kaftan up for that?

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

It's moments like this that make me proud of this thread.

 
23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Meaning? 

That this is the only thread on Demonland that cannot be derailed ...  this has never been on the tracks in the first place!

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We certainly don't want this thread taken off topic Tim.

No idea how that could be done, with one exception ...


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59 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That this is the only thread on Demonland that cannot be derailed ...  this has never been on the tracks in the first place!

That's why it is special.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

We'll be jusssst fine!

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11 hours ago, dworship said:

Serious question; do you think you would need to pull the kaftan up for that?

No, it’s a thin kaftan.

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11 hours ago, layzie said:

It's moments like this that make me proud of this thread.

You are in a very large group then.


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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

You are referencing footy and in a negative manner, in an essentially multi topic thread.

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

8 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

Patting himself after sitting on his hand for 20 minutes so it feels like a strangers?

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4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

That conjures up a horrible vision. But to answer your question, yes.

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4 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Patting himself after sitting on his hand for 20 minutes so it feels like a strangers?

That is an unfamiliar concept to me.


43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That is an unfamiliar concept to me.

That’s the point Red, or so I'm told.😎

Edited by ManDee
Actually I think I read it somewhere.

37 minutes ago, ManDee said:

That’s the point Red, or so I'm told.😎

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

28 minutes ago, layzie said:

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

i'll research that whilst i sleep tonight

note to self: make sure internet connected before going to bed

 
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41 minutes ago, layzie said:

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

Sounds more like a nightmare.

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

You are referencing footy and in a negative manner, in an essentially multi topic thread.

That sounds bananas to me ...


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