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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Has Kozzie signed with us yet?

Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

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    36 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Should have leaned back.

    Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

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    18 hours ago, old dee said:

    Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

    There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

    Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

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    Randwick Race 2 Saturday.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

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    2 hours ago, ManDee said:

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

    I guess you like spitting into the wind ManDee!

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    On 2/1/2023 at 9:24 PM, Redleg said:

    Are you in that photo WCW?

    PS: happy birthday Ed.

    They should bring back 'Press red for Ed'

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    3 hours ago, ManDee said:

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He should change his name.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

    It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.

    Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

    Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

    It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

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    44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

    It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

    She doesn’t own a styptic pencil?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No., she preferred to type her correspondence.

    In blood 🩸 ink?

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    My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

    Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

    Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

    If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

    Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

    Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

    If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

    serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

    Who knew I had to pay off vampires.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Who knew I had to pay off vampires.

    any decent jockey

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    On 2/3/2023 at 9:55 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

    Randwick Race 2 Saturday.

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    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

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    21 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

    Yep…so close to having 🍌🍌🍌🍌 this campaign.

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    3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

    The bananas aren’t as good lately.

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    Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

    So he was the property of the Suns then!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

    So he was the property of the Suns then!

    https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/02/04/top-draftee-reveals-rival-clubs-late-poaching-effort-on-draft-night/

    Was it our pick 15 and a future 1st we offered the Bombers?

    Edited by Stiff Arm

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