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19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arhh spatchcock!!

My favourite !!!!!

Uhm if you’re gonna regard my precious babies as a menu item, at least get their breed right. They’re  Bearded Belgian D’Anvers. 😠 

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3 minutes ago, old dee said:

Replacement?

Geez OD, Jack’s only got knee issues, shouldn’t be so quick to wanna replace him. 

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On 1/29/2023 at 12:53 PM, Redleg said:

WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

Get well soon @Whispering_Jack Come back and kick some goals here!

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On 1/29/2023 at 9:43 PM, dworship said:

Are you a thigh or breaste man?

Well now ..... there's a question that, being both a gourmandizer and a man with a penchant for variety, deserves some consideration.

The breast, obviously,  is foremost for tenderness and texture but the thigh has its distinctive attractions. These are visual, through its generally darker hue and also, on the palate, as its flavour tends to be far more robust.

Some would argue that there is also an olfactory attraction relating to the thigh - but I am unconvinced.

In the end one's choice often depends on the occasion and, naturally, the accompanying libation.

 

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16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Has Kozzie signed with us yet?

Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

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36 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Should have leaned back.

Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

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18 hours ago, old dee said:

Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

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18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

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