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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arhh spatchcock!!

My favourite !!!!!

Uhm if you’re gonna regard my precious babies as a menu item, at least get their breed right. They’re  Bearded Belgian D’Anvers. 😠 

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    3 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Replacement?

    Geez OD, Jack’s only got knee issues, shouldn’t be so quick to wanna replace him. 

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    15 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Replacement?

    Possible quadriceps tendon tear. Hopefully only partial and not full.

     

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

     

     

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Arhh spatchcock!!

    My favourite !!!!!

    Are you a thigh or breaste man?

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    On 1/29/2023 at 12:53 PM, Redleg said:

    WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

    Get well soon @Whispering_Jack Come back and kick some goals here!

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Get well soon @Whispering_Jack Come back and kick some goals here!

    Don’t think he will be kicking any goals soon,  but I am sure we will see a lot of him on DL, as he recovers.

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    On 1/29/2023 at 9:43 PM, dworship said:

    Are you a thigh or breaste man?

    Well now ..... there's a question that, being both a gourmandizer and a man with a penchant for variety, deserves some consideration.

    The breast, obviously,  is foremost for tenderness and texture but the thigh has its distinctive attractions. These are visual, through its generally darker hue and also, on the palate, as its flavour tends to be far more robust.

    Some would argue that there is also an olfactory attraction relating to the thigh - but I am unconvinced.

    In the end one's choice often depends on the occasion and, naturally, the accompanying libation.

     

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANGERS!

    ❤️💙  27 today   ❤️💙

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    🥳 🍺 🥳 🍺 🥳 🍺 🥳 🍺 🥳

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANGERS!

    ❤️💙  27 today   ❤️💙

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    Are you in that photo WCW?

    PS: happy birthday Ed.

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    I’m almost in this photo. I usually sit directly in front of the girl in the foreground.

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    13 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m almost in this photo. I usually sit directly in front of the girl in the foreground.

    Should have leaned back.

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    16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Has Kozzie signed with us yet?

    Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

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    36 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Should have leaned back.

    Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

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    18 hours ago, old dee said:

    Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

    There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

    Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

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    2 hours ago, ManDee said:

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

    I guess you like spitting into the wind ManDee!

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    On 2/1/2023 at 9:24 PM, Redleg said:

    Are you in that photo WCW?

    PS: happy birthday Ed.

    They should bring back 'Press red for Ed'

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    3 hours ago, ManDee said:

    So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He should change his name.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

    It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.

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