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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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...aaaand...

...now I'm seeing myself out.

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    3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...aaaand...

    ...now I'm seeing myself out.

    I'll See Myself Out GIF | Funny quotes, Relatable post, Funny gif

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    21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    I'll See Myself Out GIF | Funny quotes, Relatable post, Funny gif

    RIP (somewhat obviously) Denholm Reynholm: Would have been at home herein!😄

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    apparently uncle bitters is holidaying on the peninsular using the pseudonym henry. i saw him on ch9 news.

    seems to be having a marvellous time.

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    On 1/22/2023 at 7:24 AM, Redleg said:

    I think we need to get this thread back on to the footy, so let me pose the following question.

    Which is greener, real grass or Astro turf?

    At the risk of steering this thread back to the original question; Astro turf also comes in blue, which grass does not (unless painted) but that's a whole different question.

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    2 hours ago, dworship said:

    At the risk of steering this thread back to the original question; Astro turf also comes in blue, which grass does not (unless painted) but that's a whole different question.

    kentucky bluegrass says hi

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    Who'd of thought Demonland could be educational.

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    6 minutes ago, dworship said:

    Who'd of thought Demonland could be educational.

    Have

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    59 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Have

    (You fell right in there, @dworship!)

    Waddayareckon, @Demonstone (and @Flaubert), D'Land dividing into the 'Haves' and 'Have nots'?

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    Oh please bring on the season as clearly we all need more to talk about as this thread is demonstrating! 

    Edited by old dee

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    Has anyone noticed the ridiculous headlines that sub editors are placing on innocuous events.

    Example: De Minaurs’ brutal girlfriend moment. 
    Picture and story: she hugged him after his loss last night.

    Its happening frequently and headlines have no relevance to actual events.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Has anyone noticed the ridiculous headlines that sub editors are placing on innocuous events.

    Example: De Minaurs’ brutal girlfriend moment. 
    Picture and story: she hugged him after his loss last night.

    Its happening frequently and headlines have no relevance to actual events.

    It's more than headlines Red!

    Articles can be misleading, biased, unnecessarily emotive etc. etc.

    The Hun was once a decent paper and The Rage was pretty good. Now The Hun make a good chip wrap or mulch while The Rage is only marginally better.

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    16 hours ago, ManDee said:

    Have

    Who'd've

    Happy pedant?

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Has anyone noticed the ridiculous headlines that sub editors are placing on innocuous events.

    Example: De Minaurs’ brutal girlfriend moment. 
    Picture and story: she hugged him after his loss last night.

    Its happening frequently and headlines have no relevance to actual events.

    Every AFL player that makes the paper is " Star AFL player"even if they played  10 games 10 years ago. 

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    59 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Every AFL player that makes the paper is " Superstar AFL player"even if they played  10 games 10 years ago. 

    fixed it for ya

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    “Australia Cricket Captain and TV Star slug it out.”

    Turns out they never touched each other.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Every AFL player that makes the paper is " Star AFL player"even if they played  10 games 10 years ago. 

    According to the Pommy papers, Andy Murray is a Brit when he wins, but a Scot when he loses

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    8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It's more than headlines Red!

    Articles can be misleading, biased, unnecessarily emotive etc. etc.

    The Hun was once a decent paper and The Rage was pretty good. Now The Hun make a good chip wrap or mulch while The Rage is only marginally better.

    I am not going to spoil my chips by wrapping them in the Hun!

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    My new Demon Chickens!

    I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

    Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

    Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

    3E112961-AED8-4BBA-80BE-BFD3AF732179.thumb.jpeg.8b28d1b99ff136a53a5e01fc719e920f.jpeg


    Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙

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    On 1/24/2023 at 10:33 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I am not going to spoil my chips by wrapping them in the Hun!

    I wouldn’t even line my chicken coop with that newspaper.

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    WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My new Demon Chickens!

    I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

    Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

    Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

    3E112961-AED8-4BBA-80BE-BFD3AF732179.thumb.jpeg.8b28d1b99ff136a53a5e01fc719e920f.jpeg


    Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙

    Grief passes: We remember, W, and are pleased 😊

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    My new Demon Chickens!

    I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

    Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

    Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

    3E112961-AED8-4BBA-80BE-BFD3AF732179.thumb.jpeg.8b28d1b99ff136a53a5e01fc719e920f.jpeg


    Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙

    Arhh spatchcock!!

    My favourite !!!!!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

    Replacement?

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